Mrs. Flinger: Based on a True Story

Happy F***ing Mother’s Day to me 08/May/2005

#Rants and Raves

Y’all don’t have time to fart around, you’re busy. So that’s how it’s going, in five words or less, on this, my first Mother’s Day.

Read more

Incredible 07/May/2005

We just watched The Incredibles.  What a cute movie! But we found ourselves geeking out on stupid things like super powers. ‘Cause look, everyone wishes they had one. Don’t they?

Well, we do. And we were bothered trying to find out what our super power would be. Mr. Flinger sarcastically says, “If only you good use blogging for good instead of evil.” Heh. Doesn’t he know we talk about sex jelly? Come on! That’s for the betterment of all humanity right there. But, I digress…

It came down to him wanting to have the “all purpose well rounded” super strength, but then it was my turn to find my super power.

And I’m stumped y’all. STUMPED.

So, lemme ask you. What would YOUR... Read more

Plan ahead 05/May/2005

Ok.. We’re doing this again sometime soon.

Let’s pick a night. A movie. A beer. (Or Margarita) and the link will be provided. We’ll PARTAY HARTAY. ‘k?

How’s Sunday evening? MOther’s day? Say.. 9ish Eastern time?? Hrm? Who’s in?

*No YahooIM required. We can do an online chat with usernames that you can choose at that time. Hope you’ll join!!**

Read more

I am the seventh grader with hairy legs 03/May/2005

#Getting to know me#TMI

I was one of the last girls to figure out I needed to shave my legs. I didn’t wear a bra. I didn’t have my period. I didn’t use tampons. I was so out of the “mature” loop, I was still playing with my friends and climbing the fences and hacking things in the woods while other people started talking about boys, shaving, periods, and kissing.

I didn’t pluck my eyebrows until I was two weeks postpartum.  I dunno why. I started thinking about doing it about a year and a half ago, sitting in grad school looking at other girls my age and feeling like I was in seventh grade again.  I had no idea that those big ol’ sexy boots with the big clunky heels were in. I didn’t realize my hair was totally out, I needed a color job, and my... Read more

The post about sex.. or rather, the lack thereof 01/May/2005


Alright. This is MY blog.  And I’m gonna talk about sex. MmmmK?

Read more