Larry the Cucumber 31/Jul/2005

“Oh Wheeeerrrreeee is Mrs. Flinger? Oh, Wheeerrreeee is Mrs. Flinger? Oh Where oh where oh where oh where oh whhheeerrrreeeeee..

Is Mrs. Flinger?”

Fixing this, going to the beach (again), headin’ to a birthday party, workin’, reading Harry Potter, and writing you lovely, long, thoughtful posts in my head.

Later bitches. It’s bedtime now.
Kisses, Mrs. Flinger

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A letter 30/Jul/2005

Dear Mother Nature,

I know you’re busy this time of year creating hurricanes and whatnot, but I’d like to issue a complaint.  I’m not sure if you’re aware (or perhaps you clearly are) the ramifications of creating pre menstral symptoms and stress effects that match, ever so closely, the first trimester pregnancy symptoms. Perhaps you don’t mind that women name their next offspring when they are a week late. Is it not a cruel joke?  I am most unhappy with you at the moment and can not believe, in my heart, that you enjoy this one bit. For... Read more

How to make me hate shopping (and that’s hard to do) 29/Jul/2005

Today I ran to The 100 dollar store, named as such because you can walk out with two products, contact solution and tampons and the total will come to 100 bucks. I purchased some stables for the home: Halibut, salad, yogurts, bread, ept test, tomatoes, and turkey (incidentally, the total was 102.56. I rest my case).  Anyway, I’m standing in the checkout and the lady is cooing at LB. LB is doing her thing, smiling and whatnot and flirting with the masses. Lady rings me up. I punch in my pin for debit and she says, off handedly, not having put... Read more

More of my phantom pregnancy symptoms 28/Jul/2005

I’m starving. I’m so hungry, y’all. I’m hungry enough that page 83 of Harry Potter had me drooling. Oh, it’s not the main point of the chapter. Unless, of course, the fact that Harry Potter eats onion soup and bread has some large meaning to the whole wizarding world. I’m sure it doesn’t. But it has a whole hell of a lof of meaning to my world. Mainly, my belly.

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We’re all going through a lent of some kind of Lent 28/Jul/2005

Here I was thinking I had nothing really to post about. Sitting here, watching my totally effed up site, moving Oma’s Place to her new location (update your links, BTW) and getting ready to move theflingers (no need to update links.. it’ll be the same) and as I was IMing Traci she pointed something out….

LB hasn’t been swaddled in three days y’all. THREE DAYS. That’s the longest we’ve gone without having to... Read more

Don’t make me go all hippy on your ass 26/Jul/2005

I’m giving up caffiene. I’m giving up not sleeping. I’m giving up working my ass off for people I don’t know or like. I’m giving up caring about the dust. I’m giving up junk food. I’m giving up the little things.

I’m going back to hiking and writing in my journal. I’m going back to going to bed at a decent time.  I’m going back to being outside more. I’m going back to the work I love. I’m going back to working out and doing Yoga and drinking ten glasses of water... Read more

Since I can’t reach my doctor… 25/Jul/2005

Y’all.. I hurt. Not like crampy hurt.. but hurt. Like knife-in-the-ovary hurt. Like “Helloooooo Uterus!” hurt. I don’t normally *feel* my uterus. But I am now. And the emotions? PLEASE! So far, I’ve cried at Dizzy Tangerine, Erin’s, Seuss’s, and Mama-C-Ta‘s blogs today. TODAY. *sigh*

I quote Mr. Flinger, “I know that the stick... Read more

Issues.. oh, so many issues 25/Jul/2005

So, I upgraded to EE 1.3 because suddently my site wasn’t requiring a log in. WHAT?! I know I know. Two things about the log in. First, I don’t want other judgy eyes or people who wouldn’t understand what my blog is for to read it. And second, y’all left comments with the safe feeling that it’s under a passworded blog. So when it comes up without one? Yea, I freaked.

If you came yesterday and didn’t need to log in, can you let me know? I’m not sure exactly when it all was open.

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Still negative.. and still emotional 23/Jul/2005

Another test today. You know.. just to be sure. (Although, I’m still not scheduled to start for another week.)

It said Not Pregnant.

That’s a good thing, right?

So why am I crying?

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Blogger Contest is Closed 22/Jul/2005

Our Digitally Essential Blogger / Blogspot contest is over. Thank you to all who participated and GOOD LUCK!! Tomorrow morning I am gonna give your links with your haikus to the judges so they can decide which ones are the top for that will get the free custom design for their blogs. When they DO decide I will post an entry with all the haikus and of course the winners !! If you win you will be notified through e-mail and then we can start your design. So fasten your seatbelts….results coming soon !!!

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