Mrs. Flinger: Based on a True Story

And then there was screaming 21/Jul/2005

#Rants and Raves

We’re not going. Kids have a way of laughing in the face of plans. Laugh, LB. LAUGH. You win.

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I am smokin’ something strong.. and it ain’t lucky charms 20/Jul/2005

#The Flinger Family

I’m driving myself and the girl to Seattle this weekend. Check that… I’m driving myself and the nine-month-old-baby-who-can’t-sit-still-for-a-min-and-hates-riding to Seattle this weekend. Alone.

Did you hear me? ALONE. ::GULP::

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Bloggidy Bloggidy Bloggidy**ed 20/Jul/2005

#Life

It’s a big day in Blogland!

First, y’all.. you must (MUST MUST.. do you hear me? MUST) go send some comment love on these gals:

Paige who is JUST starting to blog! Welcome to blogland, Paige-O!!! Y’all will remember her. She was the pretty girl in the white dress in the wedding I got to be the Matron-of-Honor for.

Lil’ Whiskey who is Seuss’s new baby girl. They just got home and I was able to get their site up. I’m putting on a password so RUN and say congrats.

Tanya who just moved her site to WordPress and is playing with her new site right... Read more

All these haikus 20/Jul/2005

It’s making me write my own, so here ya go!

Really have to pee
It’s starting to get funny
Oh too much coffee

Oh, what a good time
I’m having doing design
Come see what I made!

Come on! It’s officially write a haiku day! (And, while you’re at it.. don’t forget you can write a haiku to enter our contest and comment here, here, here, or Read more

Don’t hate me because I’m negative 18/Jul/2005

#got pee sticks?

I peed on a stick. An UNUSED stick, I might add. And it actually read “Not Pregnant” because the two line thing, apparently, is entirely to confusing to us morons that call the doctor with a positive test bawling when, in fact, it is not.

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Can I tell you something? 16/Jul/2005

I came to Borders to work. I have two

five websites to do. I really want to work. I have ideas, I’m excited to work for these gals, I love it. But seriously? I’m totally unable to do it. I’m on the verge of tears for the third day in a row. I’m so emotional and crazy in my brain. Crazy. Like, “My god, remember PPD? Remember???” I was just on Mama-C-Ta’s site and couldn’t help but tear up at her new lil’ boy. I don’t want that. I know I know! It hit me.. Post Partum Depression. Remember those first few days home? Remember crying for weeks? Remember how horrible I felt? OOOHHHHH, GOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDD.

Can’t I just fast forward until the third... Read more

Not-so-trashy book club: Book #2 and other questions… 16/Jul/2005

It’s out, y’all! Are you ready? I haven’t purchased my copy yet, but we’re ready to read Harry Potter book #6.

I can’t remember who all said they want to join so comment here and I’ll add you to the list on the menu——>

And.. I have a question about our last book that everyone can participate in (not just those that read it)...

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I’m not a doctor 15/Jul/2005

#got pee sticks?

I’m so freakin’ tired. LB’s teeth are coming in and I’m tired and emotional and a wreck. My great friend Traci asked if I really think I’m pregnant. “Honestly?” I said, “I always think I’m pregnant.”

So do I think I’m over thinking everything? Of course. Will I stop? No. All I know is that people try for months and months when they’re ovulating and don’t get pregnant. Why would one or two tries in a couple of days clinch the deal? Ya know? I’m a fool to think I’m just *that* easy. Or, I’m a fool to think I’m not.

At any rate, I’ve been having fantastic tired bitch fests with Rbelle. And, I’d tell you all about it, but... Read more

Super Quick Question 14/Jul/2005

#The Flinger Family

Were you super dizzy ever when you were pregnant? Like at first? Anyone?

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A topic to ponder.. not really, but I am.. 13/Jul/2005

So, I was chatting with Mrs. Belle and Yankeebelle about tattoos. And as we’re talking, even though I don’t have one, I realize how fun it is to hear the story behind why/when/where people got theirs. Yankebelle has a great story. I, on the other hand, am trying to drink all the beer before the “frisbeefetus” (named by Rbelle) implants. I think i have a week, no?

So.. tattoos, you in or out? Got ‘em? Want ‘em? If so what are they? (this is one of those “let your panties fly in the wind” type posts. You know.. let it all out, y’all.)

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