And then there was screaming 21/Jul/2005

We’re not going. Kids have a way of laughing in the face of plans. Laugh, LB. LAUGH. You win.

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I am smokin’ something strong.. and it ain’t lucky charms 20/Jul/2005

I’m driving myself and the girl to Seattle this weekend. Check that… I’m driving myself and the nine-month-old-baby-who-can’t-sit-still-for-a-min-and-hates-riding to Seattle this weekend. Alone.

Did you hear me? ALONE. ::GULP::

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Bloggidy Bloggidy Bloggidy**ed 20/Jul/2005

It’s a big day in Blogland!

First, y’all.. you must (MUST MUST.. do you hear me? MUST) go send some comment love on these gals:

Paige who is JUST starting to blog! Welcome to blogland, Paige-O!!! Y’all will remember her. She was the pretty girl in the white dress in the wedding I got to be the Matron-of-Honor for.

Lil’ Whiskey who is Seuss’s new baby girl. They just got home and I was able to get their site up. I’m... Read more

All these haikus 20/Jul/2005

It’s making me write my own, so here ya go!

Really have to pee
It’s starting to get funny
Oh too much coffee

Oh, what a good time
I’m having doing design
Come see what I made!

Come on! It’s officially write a haiku day! (And, while you’re at it.. don’t forget you can write a haiku to enter our contest and comment here, Read more

Don’t hate me because I’m negative 18/Jul/2005

I peed on a stick. An UNUSED stick, I might add. And it actually read “Not Pregnant” because the two line thing, apparently, is entirely to confusing to us morons that call the doctor with a positive test bawling when, in fact, it is not.

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Can I tell you something? 16/Jul/2005

I came to Borders to work. I have two

five websites to do. I really want to work. I have ideas, I’m excited to work for these gals, I love it. But seriously? I’m totally unable to do it. I’m on the verge of tears for the third day in a row. I’m so emotional and crazy in my brain. Crazy. Like, “My god, remember PPD? Remember???” I was just on Mama-C-Ta’s site and couldn’t help but tear up at her new lil’ boy. I don’t want that. I know I know! It hit me.. Post Partum... Read more

Not-so-trashy book club: Book #2 and other questions… 16/Jul/2005

It’s out, y’all! Are you ready? I haven’t purchased my copy yet, but we’re ready to read Harry Potter book #6.

I can’t remember who all said they want to join so comment here and I’ll add you to the list on the menu——>

And.. I have a question about our last book that everyone can participate in (not... Read more

I’m not a doctor 15/Jul/2005

I’m so freakin’ tired. LB’s teeth are coming in and I’m tired and emotional and a wreck. My great friend Traci asked if I really think I’m pregnant. “Honestly?” I said, “I always think I’m pregnant.”

So do I think I’m over thinking everything? Of course. Will I stop? No. All I know is that people try for months and months when they’re ovulating and don’t get pregnant. Why would one or two tries in a couple of days clinch the deal? Ya know? I’m a fool to think... Read more

Super Quick Question 14/Jul/2005

Were you super dizzy ever when you were pregnant? Like at first? Anyone?

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A topic to ponder.. not really, but I am.. 13/Jul/2005

So, I was chatting with Mrs. Belle and Yankeebelle about tattoos. And as we’re talking, even though I don’t have one, I realize how fun it is to hear the story behind why/when/where people got theirs. Yankebelle has a great story. I, on the other hand, am trying to drink all the beer before the “frisbeefetus” (named by Rbelle) implants. I think i have a week, no?

So.. tattoos, you in or out? Got ‘em? Want ‘em? If so what are they? (this is one of those “let your panties fly in... Read more