Mrs. Flinger: A work in progress

UPDATE TO Mrs. Flinger October 16, 2015

Because the Universe has a wicked sense of humor, after this delcaration, my blog threw up all over my last upgrade.

So I'm starting over using Craft. Turning 40 and kid entering Jr High next year, sometimes it's just time for a change. These archives will still exist in the way the last child goes off to college and their room is the same for 20 years, but it's just time to move forward.

Baby Weight and Baby Waiting Jul 12, 2005

#Weght Loss and Body Image

Yey me! I’m officially only 6 pounds away from pre-prego! I even put away all my maternity clothes yesterday. (I’ve been wearing them ‘cause they’re comfy and all.)  Of course you know what this means, don’t you?

I’m waiting for updates from Mama-C-Ta and Suess who are both having their babies right now.

You know, I had PPD pretty dang bad. I did. It was ugly, dark, and horrible. I would go to bed bawling. “I hate my life,” I used to tell Mr. Flinger. Lately I can barely remember those days. My girl makes me laugh more than she makes me cry and thankyouverymuch Celexa, but mommy amnesia is *so* bad I don’t even mind if I do “happen” to get pregnant now. Worse things could happen.

(I mean, I could get a chain letter in my email box. Now THAT would suck. ::ahem:: )

I remember now why we never have sex Jul 11, 2005

It’s 1:14 am. Have been awake now for 4 hours AFTER going to bed “on time.”

And.. this is going to be WAY TMI.. but.. I’m ovulating. AND. we.. uh.. didn’t “worry” about that fact.

Only, I sorda kinda am now.

You know how I wonder if I’m pregnant EVERY STINKIN’ MONTH even if it’s not really possible? I wonder what I’ll do this month? Probably pee on a positive pregnancy test or something totally brilliant like that.

Spank my Funky Ass Music CD Jul 10, 2005

What would you put on a mix titled, “Spank my Funky Ass”?

So far I have Hollaback girl. And. that’s. it.

Apparently, I’m lacking in the “Spank my Funky Ass” kind of music.

On a side note, how many times in one post can I say “Spank my Funky Ass”?

Trashy Summer Book Club: First meeting Jul 10, 2005

Ok, y’all! What did ya think of Hypocrite in a Poofy White Dress?

Friday Flinger Poll Jul 08, 2005

Wanna participate?

Reason # 423 I’m not pregnant right now Jul 08, 2005

I remember this too well:


Helloooooo Internet! Jul 06, 2005

#The Flinger Family

Hello! Over here! Yohooooo! I’m here…

::waving from under piles of LB’s outgrown clothes, tree limbs, piles of laundry and work:: Do you see me? ‘Cause I miss y’all. I sear I haven’t been able to blog stalk in ages. Oma left tonight which means two things:

1. The house will be WAY more quite and I may actually get something done ( ::snicker snicker:: )


2. I’ll miss her but I’ll spend a lot less money and my wallet and husband will thank me.

Some call is obsessive, I call it good sense Jul 05, 2005

#Rants and Raves

How do you cope when you’re feeling overwhelmed? ‘Cause right now, that’s what I’d sum up my days if I had to choose one word: Over-effing-welmed.

Not the same ol’ same ol’ anymore! Jul 03, 2005

#Weght Loss and Body Image

There’s this long standing joke with have with “the chans”, peacelily, and the Jelly Bellies. We’re talking about one small, innocent comment muttered three years ago.