Baby Weight and Baby Waiting 12/Jul/2005

Yey me! I’m officially only 6 pounds away from pre-prego! I even put away all my maternity clothes yesterday. (I’ve been wearing them ‘cause they’re comfy and all.)  Of course you know what this means, don’t you?

I’m waiting for updates from Mama-C-Ta and Suess who are both having their babies right now.

You know, I had PPD pretty dang bad. I did. It was ugly, dark, and horrible. I would go to bed bawling. “I hate my life,” I used to tell Mr.... Read more

I remember now why we never have sex 11/Jul/2005

It’s 1:14 am. Have been awake now for 4 hours AFTER going to bed “on time.”

And.. this is going to be WAY TMI.. but.. I’m ovulating. AND. we.. uh.. didn’t “worry” about that fact.

Only, I sorda kinda am now.

You know how I wonder if I’m pregnant EVERY STINKIN’ MONTH even if it’s not really possible? I wonder what I’ll do this month? Probably pee on a positive pregnancy test or something totally brilliant like that.

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Spank my Funky Ass Music CD 10/Jul/2005

What would you put on a mix titled, “Spank my Funky Ass”?

So far I have Hollaback girl. And. that’s. it.

Apparently, I’m lacking in the “Spank my Funky Ass” kind of music.

On a side note, how many times in one post can I say “Spank my Funky Ass”?

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Trashy Summer Book Club: First meeting 10/Jul/2005

Ok, y’all! What did ya think of Hypocrite in a Poofy White Dress?

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Friday Flinger Poll 08/Jul/2005

Wanna participate?

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Reason # 423 I’m not pregnant right now 08/Jul/2005

I remember this too well:

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Helloooooo Internet! 06/Jul/2005

Hello! Over here! Yohooooo! I’m here…

::waving from under piles of LB’s outgrown clothes, tree limbs, piles of laundry and work:: Do you see me? ‘Cause I miss y’all. I sear I haven’t been able to blog stalk in ages. Oma left tonight which means two things:

1. The house will be WAY more quite and I may actually get something done ( ::snicker snicker:: )

and

2. I’ll miss her but I’ll spend a lot less money and my wallet and husband will thank me.

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Some call is obsessive, I call it good sense 05/Jul/2005

How do you cope when you’re feeling overwhelmed? ‘Cause right now, that’s what I’d sum up my days if I had to choose one word: Over-effing-welmed.

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Not the same ol’ same ol’ anymore! 03/Jul/2005

There’s this long standing joke with have with “the chans”, peacelily, and the Jelly Bellies. We’re talking about one small, innocent comment muttered three years ago.

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