UPDATE TO Mrs. Flinger October 16, 2015
Because the Universe has a wicked sense of humor, after this delcaration, my blog threw up all over my last upgrade.
So I'm starting over using Craft. Turning 40 and kid entering Jr High next year, sometimes it's just time for a change. These archives will still exist in the way the last child goes off to college and their room is the same for 20 years, but it's just time to move forward.
Bloggy Gossip and other links to keep you from having to fold laundry Dec 09, 2005
Update on the Blog Design Lovin’: Thank you ALL for participating. And see? Now that you’ve dropped trow here, it’s easier to comment, isn’t it? People are really very nice to fellow commentors. Aren’t we?
I’m very glad I’ve left it up to the cards because I want, roughly,
45 (written before there were those extra eleven votes. YEY for eleven more votes!) of you to win. So, uh. Thank god for the random drawing of numbers. I’ll do that sometime early this coming week so you still have time to put in your ONE vote if you’re still stalking. ::I see you.. yes you there, go ahead and speaketh your mind!::
If you haven’t found this site yet, you need to go there. Now. I’ll wait. ‘k. Are you back now? Yea. You had to stay a while and look, didn’t you? As it turns out, my BFFIRL makes one kickass domestic blog. When she starts doing somethin’ she jumps in with both feet. Gotta love that about thems there person.
Last but oh! SO NOT LEAST! We (Mama-C-Ta and Candice and I) are planning a trip to Seattle with some mommy bloggers in late Marchish. So, even if you’re not a mommy, but a Seattle-ite, throw out your fun family ideas and everyone try to make it! (Ayone else from up there? Amy_M and Holly better get there arses here, too. And y’all over in Idaho and Utah, it aint THAT far, right? ::wink wink:: What’s driving 12 hours with toddlers? PSHAW! And All yo folk in Maryland? Get thee over here! Y’all can fly with the Mama-C!) So, did I mention about the website? No? Oh, ok.. go here and keep up with the plans. I pitty the foo that don’t show.
I pitty that foo.
Thursday Thirteen! Dec 08, 2005
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More talk about how my nipples can cut glass and I’m about to hurl at the sight of food Dec 07, 2005
I swear to you, I can convince a nun she’s pregnant. No, Really. I could. I think I have a problem. There should be a name for this. “reallybadguessingatpregnancysymptoms-drom” or “howthehellcouldIpossiblybebutIthinkitanyway-drom” or “mynippleshurtlet’sassumeit’sababy-drom” ‘cause y’all. Every. Effing. Month.
One of these days the girl-who-cried-pregnant will actually GET pregnant and there will be no people to give a rat’s ass. “Yea. Right” they’ll say. “Uhhu.. SUUUURRREEEE.” And “Are you SUUREEE you didn’t just pee on a used stick?”
Thus is born, a new category, “times I think I’m pregnant but I’m not.” And so it shall be…
*note* holy crap! I didn’t realize just how often I write about how I think I’m pregnant. Ok. It’s official. I don’t think I am anymore. It’s just a little sad when you see that many posts all in one place. ::Slinking away into corner now holding a tampon and waiting for AF::
Now, if only I had her body… Dec 05, 2005
When Plumbers Crack is Sexy Dec 04, 2005
When it’s your husband scrubbing the kitchen floor with soft scrub and a brush.
Hot, people. H O T.
Are those fake? Dec 03, 2005
We went Christmas Tree Hunting today. I’ve been growing older and more grumpy each Christmas, although I fully admit having a child makes me a little giddy with the possibilities and hope of the season. Yet, still, I hold a realization that I am the grown up and all those cookies we bake will stay on my hips and all the crap we put out will have to be dusted and get put away and *I* will most likely be the one to do it. So where’s the line? Where is the “low stress, low maintenance” Christmas meets Scrooge? ‘Cause there are days when I swear to you, if I see one more damn pine needle in thy child’s mouth, I will toss the tree and buy a fake one.
And you will like it, sayith the Mommy.