Thankful 28/Feb/2006

What I’m most thankful for right now is that Maddie is ok.

Allelujah, people.

What I’m second most thankful for? Elmo.

Always.

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It’s like sending your kid to jr. high with new headgear 25/Feb/2006

Can you imagine taking your child to Jr. High in this? No? You can imagine the mocking, the horrible, painful, insulting words flung openly at your vulnerable pre-pubescent teen and saying, “nobody will notice.”

Yea, right they’ll notice.

Our house is getting an inspection on Tuesday. I am horrified. I have that feeling of “oh, god, they’re going to mock! The gutters! The yard! The

mice rats

dead rats! The roof, oh god the roof.... Read more

Going on the wagon 25/Feb/2006

LB is giving up the binki.

As a result, I’m starting the binkitini.

God help us all.

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Ohhh, now I’m gonna want one: *updated* 24/Feb/2006

Is pregnancy as contageous online as the cold is?

Charla’s baby arrived! Y’all go tell her congrats!

And don’t forget to stop in to new mommies Snarffle and Claire.

Now, that reminds me of something…

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Just promise not to poop in the garage 22/Feb/2006

Sorry, y’all, but I can’t give too many more details. I’m not exactly superstitious (ok, a little), but when messing with things of karmic proportions (karmic is now a word), I don’t want to chance it (and yes I’ll stop using parentheses soon.)

If I’m not around to your blogs for a little bit, it’s only because I’m in the midsts of some things but know I love you and your blogs and please, oh please don’t feel abandoned and poop in the garage when we leave for the weekend.

Now, since you have time and all, please go... Read more

Dreams and other fluffy shit 20/Feb/2006

Have you ever had a dream, something you’ve wanted for some time now, something you’ve been working toward for so long you began to get comfortable with the dream state? Did you ever start to LIKE that it was a dream? A goal? The “when we do this” became “if we do this” and then “we can still, if we want to, but if we don’t, it’s ok”?

We have. We are. We do.

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I played the Euphonium for a reason. That’s right, E-U-P-H-O-N-I-U-M 17/Feb/2006

Sometimes I feel it’s hard to be set apart. I feel as if I’m just another average girl in an average house with her average Target clothing and her average hairdo and her average little life. I’m trying to find something I can excel at, something that I can do and feel good about.

I know! I tell myself, I’ll start my own web design company! But who DOESN’T have a web design company? Also, think I’m overwhelmed now? Yea. I can’t even remember to bill the four people I do hosting for as it is.

Oh! Oh! What about... Read more

Thursday Thirteen: Quotables Edition 16/Feb/2006

Here y’all go! ENJOY! (and check because it’s possible that YOU are featured in this one) muhahaha

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I’m alive, but barely 15/Feb/2006

S.O.S.

Please. Bring. Chocolate.

Am. Tired.

Toddler. Is. Teething.

Hell.

Turning. Two. Too. Soon.

Hell.

Swimming.

Hell.

Send. Wine.

stop

Send. Reinforcements.

Stop.

Send. Elmo.

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Notes of the vagina chronicles, not mine 08/Feb/2006

Since I’m currently not with child, despite all the pregnancy tests I seem to enjoy taking, (note to self: Buy stock in EPT) I realized how many of the Flinger Friends are either newly pregnant or about to push forth a watermelon from their hayhay. And I thought, “OH! We MUST celebrate the miracle of the hayhay! Oh, so stretchy hayhay, may you stretch and not rip and be good to the moms of those who brave the possibility of pooping on a table in front of several people they will have to look into the face of later! It’s a Party!”

So, I set up a Read more