Mrs. Flinger: A work in progress

Fixing Mrs. Flinger Feb 20, 2015

I'm currently working on this website. I want to add back the links to blogs I love, some ways to find content easier, and put in archive, at last, some of the ancient articles. Come back to see updates.

Like High School Track: Complete with god-awful shorts and chafing Jul 30, 2008

#Life#Working Mom

Is it possible to be so far behind in your work that you get lapped by yourself? Like in High School when that skinny bitch would fly by you on lap 5 and there were still 17 to go. (Did I ever mention I was on some drug-induced psychosis that made me run the 10K on a track? That’s 22 and a half laps in a circle. “Hamster on a wheel” comes to mind or maybe even Smashing Pumpkins “Bullet with Butterfly Wings: Rat in a cage” is more befitting.) I’m not sure who the skinny bitch in this analogy is but she just lapped me with her laptop and completed todo list and a fistful of happy clients. Me? I’m more like a whale. A Fail Whale in fact. Read more

Brutally Honest Monday: My Fugly Dress Jul 28, 2008

#Life#Brutally Honest Mondays

Since I think I’ve pretty much exhausted my Brutally Honest-ness for the week on Saturday’s post, and since I have a deadline on Friday and no nanny (read: copious amounts of caffeine and green tea pills) and there are still a few hundred emails to reply to, I’m keeping it simple. You want to see my stats? Or you want to see my fugly dress? FUGLY DRESS WINS. The Next Big Thing is in the works. Things may be spotty around here for a bit. But! I leave you with this! For your viewing pleasure. :: snort :: Do I keep? Or take back? Fugly is IN. Or at least I hope it is. Otherwise it’s just me wrapped up in my Grandmother’s old drapes. Play Along! You’ll look better, I promise <a href=“http://mrs.flinger.us”><img... Read more

Quite Frankly, I’m sick of it Jul 26, 2008

#Life#Best Of#Getting to know me#Rants and Raves#This one time? At BlogHer?

Popularity. Fame. Money. Drama. I think Mom101 said it best, “We don’t have to be ashamed about what we do or why we do it. Whether we blog for money or friendship or approval or attention or magical beans. I said it in the first Momosphere panel and I meant it: It’s all good.” The hate blogs, the jealousy, the gossip; It’s a bi-product of mixing fame, money and popularity in a tiny tiny space called Your Computer. We’re exposed. We’re sharing. We’re being “honest” except we’re not. I can not tell you how much it means to me to know that really great writers with great sites know who I am and are just as amazing in person as in their blogs. But this does not bring me fame. It does not bring me money. It does not bring... Read more

The things we do for our children Jul 24, 2008


I just signed up my daughter for swimming. On the surface, this sentence isn’t anything fantastic. The reality is, though, that swimming here is very “cut throat”. This is the third session I’ve either stayed up late or gotten up very very early to sign her up online. My heart races. My knees shake. Picture 1984 Cabbage Patch Kid Craze where parents are yelling, “Back of, bitch!” as the doors open to Toys R Us. As the page loaded with only one spot left I practically yelled out, “BACK OFF, BITCH” I’m not a horrifically competitive person by nature, choosing personal sports like gymnastics and track instead of team sports. (Side note: I have no hand-eye-coordination whatsoever so don’t let me blow too much smoke up your ass like... Read more

BlogHer 2008: A (not so) brief highlight Jul 22, 2008

You know how when you return from a trip and your husband says, “so how was it?” and then you spend EXACTLY six hours spreading out every detail with him sitting next to you on the couch trying to flick his eyes to the TV because deargodsheisstilltalkingaboutBlogHer? And you know how all of your friends are like, “did you have fun?” and then you spend EXACTLY seventeen hours recounting every details because they are better listeners and even still they flick their eyes to anything else because deargodsheisstilltalkingaboutBlogHer? I’ve already told these stories with more to tell and already the details are getting fuzzy and I’m starting to bore myself a little because deargodisshestilltalkingaboutBlogHer? Instead of recounting every details, every... Read more

When You Take Swag Too Seriously Jul 21, 2008

#Life#This one time? At BlogHer?

Draft #5: I’ve tried four times previous to write my first Post-BlogHer-Post. I’ve spent an hour typing A H R E F = BLAHBLAHBLAH and deleting the entire post. I’ve struggled to compile my photos in to some sort of order that I can share. I’ve been sitting here organizing work but getting sucked back in to drafts for this post. I think I’m speechless. I’ll find the words. I’ll find the photos. I’ll find the URLs and I’ll try not to leave anyone out. In the mean time, I will share this short video we made with you. It’s ironic that I left a blogging conference completely unable to blog, isn’t it? That in all the bustle and hustle and writing tips and site information I leave with a short clip my closest local friends and I... Read more

Hai. I’m Leslie Jul 18, 2008

#Life#This one time? At BlogHer?

I’ve been blogging for five years. Many of the original archives are gone or stored away but a long long time ago, back when Leo and Megan were on a fab show “The Screen Savers”, I started a blawg. Five years later, I helped code Megan’s Typepad site and Leo and Megan both answered a question of mine on JumpingMonkeys Podcast. Starstruck much? Youbet. With so much history packed in to a 5MB MySQL database here, some of who I am slowly leaked out in various posts. Sure, an about page is helpful, but here is what you need to know if you happen to run in to me in, say, San Fransisco. 1. I obsessively think I’m pregnant, even if I have not had actual, you know, S-E-X.  2. I once peed on a used pregnancy test. Yes, I kept my first positive pregnancy test... Read more

To Old People Everywhere, especially the ones ALWAYS in line in front of me Jul 17, 2008

#Life#This one time? At BlogHer?

Visa Debit Cards. THE END. (Look! No BlogHer Post!) (Wait, does that count? I just wrote BLOGhER) (Shit. I Did it again.) The End. (AGAIN.) Read more

Ohdeargod Another BlogHer Post Forthelove When Is It Over NEVER HAHA SUCKAH Jul 16, 2008

#Life#This one time? At BlogHer?

Look, I sympathize, I do. I sat home years in a row watching people I would DIE to see (caps on DIE because I mean it for emphasis not actually as in keel over) go to a conference and meet each other and laugh and have cheezburgers and DAMNTHEM. Except I didn’t damn them. I wanted to go. I was a little bit jealous. But I was secure in my own self and I knew one year I’d go, too. And if I didn’t, it was ok. They were still my favorite bloggers/friends/girl crushes. This year, though, I’m going. And I’d like to tote you alone with me in my laptop. You and You and You and You. And YOU. Yes, You, too. You. Right there. So I’m going to blog about it and you’re going to drink with me. And we’re going to have a non-politically correct gay time... Read more

Brutally Honest Monday of a different kind: Mom Entitlement Jul 14, 2008

#Life#Brutally Honest Mondays

During my years teaching at the college level, I had a few unfortunate run-ins with a type of student that is becoming too prevalent in our society. You know, the “do nothing earn an A” types. You all know the type: The student that never makes class, somehow manages to blame the instructor and cries until he gets an A? And by cry, I mean Real Tears And All, people. It’s not just the old “My dog ate my homework” excuse. It’s deeper. It’s every day. Every assignment. Every test. Not al kids are this way but talking to old Professors, they all agree: It’s an epidemic and they don’t know what to do about it except compare emailed excuses and take out some sort of Liability insurance for... Read more