We live in a pretty tight community. And by tight I mean the buildings are so close you can fart and hear neighbors laugh three doors down. Or maybe that’s just me and my own farts, I don’t know, but I swear I know when the people next door have sex and when their dog has the runs and when the cop behind us gets lucky one warm night when the windows are open.
Not tight as in, “I know my neighbors and they are the awesome.”
Not tight as in, “I fucking LOVE OUR HOUSE.”
More like “These jeans push my undies up too far remind me... Read more
He likes Big Books
and you can’t deny
When the other mothers
Ask you why
Your toddler reads with so much grace
and a big ol’ book in his face
You get Horney
Thinkin’ bout being lonely
How fast your kids are grow-grow-growin’
Oh Baby! Baby! You wanna make a brand new Baby!
Those other mothers tried to warn you
You’d start feelin’ that way when the boy turned two
So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)
Has your wife got the baby itch? (Hell yeah!)
Tell ‘em... Read more
If you follow me on twitter, this may be a slight recap. But oh! There is VIDEO. So get comfy and get ready to cringe on my behalf.
Last night we saw Dooce (do you really need me to link to her? Hai?). I’ll be honest, I don’t read Heather that much anymore. I don’t read enough of anyone, anymore, really. (I blame Google Reader that bastardized RSS reader that is like the government aid enabling the bored and lazy.) But I wanted to hear her speak because you hear so much trash on the Internet and I wanted to go formulate an opinion on my own.
And so... Read more