Mrs. Flinger: A work in progress

Fixing Mrs. Flinger Feb 20, 2015

I'm currently working on this website. I want to add back the links to blogs I love, some ways to find content easier, and put in archive, at last, some of the ancient articles. Come back to see updates.

A day in the life of being me May 03, 2009

#Family Life

Twenty-Four hours. In twenty-four hours a lot can change. - You can think you’re going to Vegas in 48 hours and start packing your bags. - You can nearly code an entire website that needs to launch before said Vegas trip. - You can go to bed expecting to sleep all night. - You can be woken up by a very sick boy, barking and choking on his own lung. - You can sleep an entire 3 hours. - You can wake up to walk for a child who was taken entirely too early from her family, and celebrate the lives of babies and mothers of others like her. - You can get completely lost, back up in an intersection and watch your dear friend cringe for her own life and that of her son. While you laugh hysterically. - You can meet a fellow Seattle Blogger and completely miss another Portland Blogger. - You... Read more

Sexy Code: Bringin’ It May 02, 2009


Because women have a sense of humor, too, as well as brains and wit and the ability to multi-task. To the men who 1) Have treated me like a moron because I have tits but can better explain a database query than anyone in their “committee” of men 2) Doubted said ability 3) Said I couldn’t learn to code 4) Ignored my experience and looked directly at my mail co-worker WHO I WAS TRAINING to ask a technical question (and didn’t know the answer) and 5) Need to see something about sex to get their attention. <?php $sexy=date("notOvulating"); if ($sexy=="Fri") echo "Bring it On Baby!!"; else echo "We're closed!"; ?> <?php function getItOn($horny, $kids) { echo "You" . $horny . " and the kids are" . $kids ";   } while($sexy == notOvulating)... Read more