Have I mentioned I’m going to Holland tomorrow?

Have I mentioned I’m going to Holland tomorrow?



Maybe this is old news to you because you talk to me daily, in real life, and I don’t go three point eight seconds without saying, “OHHMYGOD I AM GOING TO EUROPE IN $variableTime(‘9/28-currendDay()’);”

P.S. I actually speak in code.

But in case you don’t happen to talk to me daily in which I call or text you begging you to go boot shopping with me because A GIRL NEEDS BOOTS, then maybe this is actually news for you:

I am going to Holland tomorrow.

Remember Holland?

I’m a more experienced traveler this year. For example, I know that when I land in Holland, I’ll have to take a train to Leiden and that I can not expect everyone to speak English to confirm that YES THIS IS LEIDEN. GET OFF HERE. I have made plans to avoid the same train fiasco of last year and while he doesn’t know it yet, Kenney Meyers is going to be my flamboyant gay black man fill-in this year.

I know he’s good for it.

I’m a more experienced traveller in that I’m already loading up on Emergen-C and stocking vitamins and pain relievers. I’m already skipping sleep to help myself acclimate and I already know I’m going to speak with incoherent sentences for about 3 days completely sober. I already know I’m going to have an amazing time, that I’m going to re-kindle the love for my my job in a way only achievable through the energy of the communty’s enthusiasm.

I also already know there will be amazingly brilliant, fantastically addictive beer there that rivals the juice of gods.

And I already know I’ll tweet about it.

A lot.

I’m then going to Munich following the conference. I have a gracious host (HI BETTY!) who so willingly offered her home to me. She has no idea, or maybe a little, of the magnitude this simple act impacts my life. I have longed to go to Germany since I was my daughter’s age. If you do the math, that’s more years than Lindsey Lohan was assigned days in jail for being a douche.

That’s a long time.

So here I am, on the even of my new adventure, slightly nervous (which train do I take to munich and how do you say I HAVE TO PEE in German because all I can ever think of is spanish “BANJO!”) But mostly I am excited, giddy, nearly able to puddle the floor like a hyper-active dog in sheer glee. With any luck, I’ll master the most useful phrase I could think of in German, “I am married and I am drunk.”

See? I learn.


  1. BRAVA LADY!!!!

    By VDog on 2010 09 27

  2. I learned to say 3 phrases when I was in Germany: “Where is the bathroom, ” “Where is the train station” and “Where is the youth hostel.” Those 3 served me well.

    I love The Netherlands so much. They have bicycle-only freeways that parallel the car freeways.

    Have a great trip and we’ll be watching for the Tweets.

    By Jennifer on 2010 09 27

  3. “Ich bin verheiratet und betrunken”. There you go!! So excited that you’ll be coming to my home city!! When are you here exactly?

    By Kathie Dapbim on 2010 09 28

  4. “Ich bin verheiratet und betrunken”. There you go!! So excited that you’ll be coming to my home city!! When are you here exactly?

    By Kathie Dapbim on 2010 09 28

  5. Devour every second of it gorgeous!

    By Amanda on 2010 09 28

  6. Kill it Flinger! Say hi to everyone for me!

    By Derek on 2010 09 28

  7. You have to pay to use the bathrooms in Germany so be sure you take change with you. It use to cost 20 pence. I have no idea now but it is just pennies however, it does cost to pee.

    By Oma Flinger on 2010 09 28

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