• October 30, 2009

    Happy birthday!  I had my meltdown at twenty-five.  Since then, I made a vow to get a little less mature every year.  I’m thirty-one now so I’m well on my way back to four which was a pretty good time.

    I continually rail against the skinny jean.  It’s evil.  Especially on men.  Down with the Emo jeans! 

    And congrats on all those victories, size 8 included.  PS.  You don’t look a day over 22.  grin

  • October 30, 2009

    Yay for size 8!!  Have I mentioned I’m just a teensy bit jealous of your life?  Anyway…have a great 34!!  You earned it!!

  • October 30, 2009

    Congrats on the new job! (And on the size 8… woot!)

    And happy birthday!

  • October 30, 2009

    Congrats on the JOB and the pissing in the POT and the size 8 jeans.


    Love ya…happy belated birthday. Do not even get me started on 40. Yo. wink

  • October 30, 2009

    Happy birthday..and my deepest condolensces when those size eight skinnys realize they are on size twelve ass!!!!  Wait till you hit the forties!!!! Ahahahahahahahaha!!!!!

  • October 30, 2009

    Happy Birthday! 

    So, I wanna know:  Do these skinny jeans have anything to do with your usage of a certain ballet DVD you plugged awhile back?  Because I haven’t heard anything else about it.  And I totally bought the thing on your recommendation (well, and what the “experts” at Amazon told me).  And, I gotta say, it makes me cuss a little.  But I’ve discovered that if I put it in my laptop and turn it on mute while I’m watching TV, I actually do it.  And I only hate “Stretchy Ballerina’s” smiley face a teeny bit.  Except for during commercials.  During commercials I get all angry and hostile and I hurl insults.

    And it must be working because the first time I did it, I literally couldn’t walk up the stairs to my puking child.  He had to wait for me to wipe his mouth and clean his vomit because “mama has to army crawl up the stairs, baby, because I can’t feel my thighs.”

    And now I only army crawl halfway up the stairs before I can use my legs again.  So I must be improving!  (Or cheating more, I’m not telling which.)

    Just wondering how it was working out for you…

  • October 30, 2009

    Was all like, “A’ight” on the job thing, but am all, like, “WOO-HOO, SAXEE” you size 8, you!!!

  • November 2, 2009

    Happy birthday! When I was 34, it was a very good year. It was a very good year, for blue blooded boys of independent means. We’d ride in limousines, their chauffeurs would drive… Yeah, not quite, but a great year nonetheless. Congrats on all your good news coming up to the big 35.

  • November 3, 2009

    omg that was way 2 much info and i can’t leave real comments anymore since FB & twitter have RUINT ME.

    Girl, congrats. Esp. on the job and the house. re: jeans? screw you. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!

  • sara
    November 4, 2009

    Hey congrats on the job. It’s been a tough year for a lot of people. I need a dose of parenting tips now and again (actually every day lol).

  • November 4, 2009

    Happy Birthday!!! Happy New Job!!! Happy size 8 skinny jeans!!! Happy pissing in toilets day!!!  Really!!!
    and phhhht on 34 my 40th is looming (only 7 months away) and I’m with ya on the whole melt down thing.

  • November 5, 2009

    Happy birthday!!

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