As if

Dec 10, 2005

#Social Clutz Loveable Spaz

You won’t believe this chick I met at the park yesterday. First, she looked unshowered and a little frazzled. Her one year old was pretty cute but wasn’t nearly as decked out as my two year old daughter, Emily. I mean, she wasn’t even wearing a cute baby gap knitted hat! Anyway, she obviously needed to lose a few pounds, unlike me- just six weeks after I having our new daughter, I’m back to my size two. She let her kid run around fairly freely and then started talkign to me! She asked nice things at first. We chatted. Then I pointed out my six week old and her eyes got really big. “WOW!” she said, “Congratulations! They’re not even two years apart. You are brave. I think that’ll happen to us seeing as how we’re currently waiting to see if LB here is going to have a sibling.” I mean, for real, this lady starts in on personal stuff like her vagina and her period and stuff? She doesn’t even DRIVE a Lexus SUV like I do. Weird. Just a weird bitch.


  1. Funny.  Very funny.  Baby Gap knitted hats are highly over-rated anyway!

    By Paige (CoraBelle) on 2005 12 10

  2. Those are always fun. I hate those run in’s! I like the park near my house. Just because I’m the youngest mom around here. I rarely take the kids to the super busy one in town! I always feel like I have to wear my high heels to that one :0)

    By kelli on 2005 12 10

  3. LOL

    By Holly on 2005 12 10

  4. he he he

    By speechjane on 2005 12 10

  5. DAMN, I know that same bitch.  Wonder how she got from SC to Orego so effing fast?

    By RB on 2005 12 10

  6. LOL! I seriously met a chick like that at the park in Novemeber. Only she had a Brittney and she was 9 months pregnant and was a size 2.

    By Rachael on 2005 12 10

  7. Beyotch!!!

    By Marie on 2005 12 11

  8. LMFAO!

    By JakesGirl on 2005 12 11

  9. Hell, that’s preschool drop off for me…

    By Charla on 2005 12 11

  10. hehe.. Charla, I’m so sorry.

    Thanks y’all. She WAS a beyotz. She didn’t even KNOW it, that’s how bitchy she was!

    By Mrs. Flinger on 2005 12 11