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Wow. Apparently I think you’re all blind. Or slightly blind. Or have the terrible eyesight I have.
500 pixel mix tapes. HELLO!
Really, I just wanted to push that huge tape down a post. I have posts. In my head. And all you get is some hopped-up-on-pain-killers dribble about the Olympics.
That’s right. PAINKILLERS.
No, wait, THE OLYMPICS ON DRUGS.
But legal.
I have a failed root canal that got an infection and turned me in to a 34 year old woman in the fetal position on the couch moaning, “MYTEEFMYTEEF.” It was so attractive.
I begged three dentists to DO SOMETHING OMG and one did. Anti-biotics and Vicodin. And a new! root! canal! to look forward to. I win.
I bet those skaters are hopped up on something. Something with sparkles. I bet they snort glitter pre-skate.
I would.
So in short, as a review, lessons learned are: 1. Brush and floss daily 2. Take Vicodin and do not blog 3. snort glitter pre-competition.
Just say no to drugs.
XO,
Mrs. Flinger
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but drugs are fuuuuuuuuuun (I haz vicodin woooo)!
I hope your oral situation is expediently relieved. (No fun!)
And when did sparkles become mandatory in Men’s figure skating? And feathers. I miss Elvis Stojko. And Katarina Witt. She knew how to man-it-up on the ice…
You forgot huffing unicorn farts!
Olympics on drugs…thats way better than the Olympics on alcohol I’v been watching.
I love your drug induced posts, well, you know, I love you in general.
Owwww. I ended up with dry socket, an infection after wisdom teeth removal. Holy bejeezus my face swelled up like a watermelon & I have to say I was loving the drugs. Enjoy! :D
Ro’oh no! So sorry to hear about your pain. Although, I have to say, your blog posts have always helped me see THE BIG PICTURE, pain-killer-infused, or non!
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