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Caption my Holiday Card.
What does one do when one can’t figure out what to do?
Ask the Interwebz, of course!
I’m stuck finding a holiday photo for our Christmas card. What’s that? Yes, I’m aware I have less than a week. Thank you.
So this morning my Best Friend comments on this photo that it should be our holiday card.
PERFECT!
But, um, what do I say? I mean, what does one follow this classic photo up with?
Today, Internetz, I put you in charge of my holiday card. For the love of all that is holy, PLEASE tell me what to say. Otherwise I’ll say something completely stupid like, “Hope your holiday is better than this face!”
Gag.
You can do better.
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Three.
Caption!
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“NOT THE PAYLESS SHOES!!!!!!”
(So couldn’t help myself. Heh.)
“We told him that he would grow into his hands, but his sister’s obvious disapproval of the mutant fingers pushed him over the edge.”
She knew it was going to be yet another Christmas where all she heard about was his Elephatitis of the hands.
Happy Holidays from us. 2009’s gotta be better than this.
WHY MEEEE?????!!!!
Giving you the Flinger with love this holiday season.
Dear Santa,
Please bring my brother smaller hands.
Happy holidays from our happy family to yours.
Hopefully next year mom won’t make me be seen with him.
“Oh Brother!”
How much do you think I can get for him on eBay?
You crack me up, girl!
Mummy says to tell you that the antler transplant went wrong - no christmas deliveries this year!
Having grown up around the carnival freak show the little girl had no idea why her brother hated performing as “Handsy McGrubhooks.”
Maybe I need to be more specific with Santa? PINK gloves? That FIT?
If the gloves don’t fit, you must acquit!
Dear Santa,
My brother suffers until I get my dress up pony!
Love,
L
P.S. O. might need a shrink!
Though little Susie was embarrased by her brother’s freakishly large hands, she marveled at how easily he could open a pickle jar.
“Oh no. We’re out of fruitcake.”
Wishing you a Silent, Holy Night!
God bless us, everyone! (?)
It just made me laugh…plus, Meredith’s comment is just about perfect!
I just want to vote for Jen’s - simple and classic - Happy holidays from our happy family to yours.
Wishing you all peace, love, and happiness this holiday season.
“This is what happens when Santa doesn’t visit.”
Sorry, so not clever. Everybody else’s thoughts are much cooler. So do I get a card?
Merry Frickin’ Christmas!
Four turtle doves, three french hens, two gloves that fit….
Fa la la la la… wah wah wah waaaaaaa.
And, er…Merry Christmas to you too!
I thought of all kinds of expletives to throw in there too but I thought I’d keep it nice,lol..
Dear Santa: All we want for Christmas is some gloves that fit.
I got SUCK a kick out of all of you. Mygod you people are hilarious. But, I’ll confess, the mister decided AGAINST using this pic for our card (collective :: humph :: ) so I’m turning it in to a present for the grandpas to take to work using Lizzie’s “If the gloves don’t fit you must aquit!” because I peed myself a little when I read it.
Thank you!! This motivational poster is coming to a flickr account near you soon. XOXO