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Dec, 23, 2005

Christmas Tree on a Suicide Mission: Perhaps I’ll join…

Our Christmas tree has turned Mary Kate (or was it Ashley?) Olson and stopped eating. It refuses water. It will not drink even though the basin is full. The little needles are beginning to dry out and become brittle and fall. It doesn’t have long now.

This sounds a wee bit more appealing, to die a little every day, then put up with the current living situation. I will go apeshit and my head will spin three-sixty and fire will begin shooting out of my eyes. Don’t push it. Seriously.

Dec, 23, 2005 Filed in: Rants and Raves •Mrs. Flinger Said So • Read the Archives

Comments

yeah..maybe they should stay at a hotel next time ;)
Posted by Kerry on 2005-12-29 14:56:37 Just wanted to let you know, your tree isnt the only one who took a dump before christmas, the last week ours has been dryer then dry, you touch it and the needles break and crumble. Its also a shade of brown...blah!
Posted by Bree on 2005-12-24 21:27:24 Put this big fat smile on your face and "kindly" tell them ~~to shove it~~ that if they don't like something, change it - and if they can't change it, then f-them, they can change the way they think about it!
Posted by Charla on 2005-12-24 07:36:57 At least, christmas is in two days! The christmas tree can do whatever it wants afterwards!
Posted by denise on 2005-12-23 20:46:37 Crazy house guests will make anyone go apeshit, especially when they stay too damn long. Tell them they really need a frickin' hotel.
Posted by traci on 2005-12-23 20:42:30 just smile and say' merry fucking christmas and excuuuuuuuse me!' please don't go apeshit, i need you drinking with me!
Posted by texasbelle on 2005-12-23 20:06:14 New to your blog... and I'm glad I went through the registration process... because this crap is FUNNY. Heads spinning, fire shooting out of eyes. This is my kind of blog! Happy Christmas! I'll be back!
Posted by kelly on 2005-12-23 18:51:15 hahaha ah, your house smells like pee, while I know our house has a definet pee/poop lingering smell no one has pointed out the obvios to us lol
Posted by Sarah on 2005-12-23 15:47:34 Them's fightin' words! I wanna see you go apeshit! I'll be right down. Why don't you just tell them they could stay in a hotel...or better yet...stayed home?!!
Posted by Paige (CoraBelle) on 2005-12-23 14:53:50

Paige (CoraBelle)

J12/23/2005

Them’s fightin’ words! I wanna see you go apeshit! I’ll be right down.

Why don’t you just tell them they could stay in a hotel…or better yet…stayed home?!!
Sarah

J12/23/2005

hahaha ah, your house smells like pee, while I know our house has a definet pee/poop lingering smell no one has pointed out the obvios to us lol
kelly

J12/23/2005

New to your blog… and I’m glad I went through the registration process… because this crap is FUNNY.
Heads spinning, fire shooting out of eyes.
This is my kind of blog!
Happy Christmas!
I’ll be back!
texasbelle

J12/23/2005

just smile and say’ merry fucking christmas and excuuuuuuuse me!’ please don’t go apeshit, i need you drinking with me!
traci

J12/23/2005

Crazy house guests will make anyone go apeshit, especially when they stay too damn long. Tell them they really need a frickin’ hotel.
denise

J12/23/2005

At least, christmas is in two days! The christmas tree can do whatever it wants afterwards!
Charla

J12/24/2005

Put this big fat smile on your face and “kindly” tell them <strike>to shove it</strike> that if they don’t like something, change it - and if they can’t change it, then f-them, they can change the way they think about it!
Bree

J12/24/2005

Just wanted to let you know, your tree isnt the only one who took a dump before christmas, the last week ours has been dryer then dry, you touch it and the needles break and crumble. Its also a shade of brown…blah!
Kerry

J12/29/2005

yeah..maybe they should stay at a hotel next time