Five Reasons I’m Glad I’m Not A Bobblehead

30/Jun/2010

1. I have a small tendency toward vertigo with my thick neck as it is.

2. Driving would be a bitch. (Did you see that car? ALL FIFTY OF THEM? No, wait, that’s just one car, wait, where did it go? OH THERE THEY ARE.)

3. People would want to put me on their dashboards with their other fugly hello-kitty bobbleheads and I HATE HELLO KITTY.

4. “Does this neck make my head look fat?”

5. Sarah Palin is a BobbleHead. That’s just fucked-up yo. THE END.

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Comments

  1. Yer funny, I like you a lot.

    By syd on 2010 06 30

  2. AND people would constantly be tapping you on the forehead to make you bobble.  Especially when they’re bored.  Plus, no one would take you seriously if you looked like you were always groovin’ to Bob Marley.

    Hilarious post, by the way.  :-D

    By CitricSugar on 2010 06 30

  3. And this is what you should keep in mind as you are on your odyssey to better health…lose too much and you start looking like a freaking bobble head smile

    By amanda on 2010 06 30

  4. haha… being a bobblehead actually suits SP though.

    By Esther Crawford on 2010 07 01

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