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Jul, 30, 2007

Friends don’t let Friends blog drunk

Our biggest window faces the only “court” in our complex. Across the courtyard are several town homes of which people occupy with other large windows. This lends itself to peeping. I happen to know there is a gay couple who live in the flat behind us and a police man who lives directly across from us. Or, maybe he’s a low-grade police man (read: security gaurd). Either way, for some reason, I feel the need to hide my third beer as if I’m in high school and the cops give a shit that I happen to enjoy a Sam Adam’s light every now and again.

jeeeze. It’s LIGHT for godsakes.

There is a cardinal rule that you do not blog drunk. Or if you do, you warn your readers. Because? This is what happens when you blog drunk.

I get horribly sentimental when I’m sloshed. So excuse me, I’m going to sit on the couch with my husband and look at pictures of our son’s first two months. And probably try to talk him in to making another baby.

Don’t let me.

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  • andi
    J07/30/2007

    Really?  That’s what happens when you get drunk?  If I were that eloquent while drinking, I’d be drunk off my ass all day. 

    Oh, and honey, back away from the sperm factory.  You will so regret it in 9 months when you are typing with one hand (as I am now).

  • mdvelazquez
    J07/31/2007

    Don’t forget the raincoats wink  Think about the insanity of having 2 under 2.

    I wish I wrote that beautifully sober.

  • Jennifer
    J07/31/2007

    Uh, It sure would be nice if I could write that well when I’m sober.

    I think I may need to try drunk blogging.  It will remind me of my college days when I did my fair share of drunk dialing!

  • Mrs. Flinger
    J07/31/2007

    Ok, so honestly, I actually wrote it sober but I got the balls to his PUBLISH after a beer.

    And drunk blogging! We can do a theme! Jennifer, let’s set it up. wink

  • andi
    J07/31/2007

    I’m up for the drunk blogging.  Let me know if you set it up… smile

  • Caroline
    J08/01/2007

    Wow.  Unless I mis-linked-to-the-wrong-page…

    You wrote that anti-church bit DRUNK!!!  Wow!  That’s freak’n cool!  Keep up the good writing!

    But yeah, I agree.  Stay away from the sperm factory…  2 right now is plenty, eh?

  • texasbelle
    J08/02/2007

    wow, Les, I didn’t know you are wanting baby three. Have you not been reading/learning my blog lately?  hello insanity, my old friend!

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