He likes Big Books
and you can’t deny
When the other mothers
Ask you why
Your toddler reads with so much grace
and a big ol’ book in his face
You get Horney
Thinkin’ bout being lonely
How fast your kids are grow-grow-growin’
Oh Baby! Baby! You wanna make a brand new Baby!
Those other mothers tried to warn you
You’d start feelin’ that way when the boy turned two
So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)
Has your wife got the baby itch? (Hell yeah!)
Tell ‘em to squish it! (Squish it!) Squish it! (Squish it!)
Squish them nasty thoughts!
Your baby reads books.
Baby reads books.
you are my fucking hero.
By Dawn on 2009 04 03
By Alli on 2009 04 03
OMFG you rock beyond words. I bow to you!
By Gwynne on 2009 04 03
Freakin’ hilarious! Now I want to see the video of you singing the song!
By Paige on 2009 04 03
...Squirt. Whoa! Yep, pee. That’s me lady.
By Mr Flinger on 2009 04 03
YOU, my friend, are a nutjob. That’s why I love you.
By Christine on 2009 04 03
Oh, my, god. Becky, look at his book.
It is so big. [scoff] He looks like,
one of those rap momma’s toddlers.
But, y’know, who understands those rap mommas? [scoff]
They only talk to him, because,
he looks like a total big boy, ‘kay?
I mean, his book, is just so big. [scoff]
I can’t believe it just has so many pages, it’s like,
not even a picture book, I mean - gross. Look!
He’s just so ... cute!
By Susannah aka Petunia Face on 2009 04 03
That is hilarious. I’m sitting at work cracking up. I will not be cracking up later when that damn song is stuck in my head and I’m all, “Mrs.Flinger, I hate you. Pirate.”
By dancing_lemur on 2009 04 03
Holy shit! Sir Mix a Lot best be respectin’ them lyrics. Too funny! You have brilliant mind!
By Lizulfisa on 2009 04 03
OK, now THAT is freakishly adorable.
By thordora on 2009 04 03
By Amy on 2009 04 04
Ha. That is awesome.
By Zandor on 2009 04 04
By Sarah D on 2009 04 04
Girl, you just made me spurt my latte out my nose.
And, just like everyone else here (don’t lie biatches) I sang this OUT LOUD.
By Kelley @ magnetoboldtoo on 2009 04 04
You feel very comfortable with your words don’t you? *wink wink*
I like how he put his sandwich down to look closer at page 520. ROFLMAF
By Oma Flinger on 2009 04 05
By Maria on 2009 04 06