I don’t suck! The post with all the links…

10/Jul/2007

Surprisingly, you people love to talk vajayjays and beer. Or babies. Or my lack of s.e.x life. Or d) all the above. Which suits me just fine because right now, as of this moment, I have nothing profound. Nada. Oh, sure, I’ve been fawning all over Julia Sweeney lately, and her CD Letting Go of God. I’ve even taken notes, as in Hand Written Notes, in a journal, with a pen, and… paper. I know. What’s paper? But the truth is, the sun, my toddler, my newborn

seven week old and my mother are kicking my ass as of late. The type of ass-whooping that entails falling asleep in the recliner whilst rocking the boy child only to find oneself up as the entire family sleeps muttering cusswords under her breath because why-for-the-love-of-god-am-I-not-asleep-i-am-so-screeewweeeeed-tomorrow.

The good news is, I have been plotting. Or, rather, I’ve been thinking, which lately is the same thing. There will be a competition here. There will be a prize to win. There will be voting. Oh, that’s right.. you’re salivating at the very mention of free things and it’s true, there will be freedom. Freeness. Free. Things. Or, thing.

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However, since I’ve neglected my blog community for traveling to exotic, far away places like Bellingham, and Kirkland, and the pool, I wanted to post a thank you and a “RAWK ON” to everyone. Actually, what I wanted to say is WHEE! I DON’T SUCK!

Little Woolgatherings, For The Love, and Colleen all tagged me recently.  (And MGM who tagged me forever ago, and someone else who I’m being just horrid and forgetting right now, but in all fairness, I locked my keys in my car AND forgot my address for the insurance at the hospital, all signs of sleep deprivation, not alcohol usage. I swear.)

I’m thrilled, all giddy-like, that four people like me. Maybe five if you count my Mom. And since I’m totally in blog-crush with a few new reads I found while surfing the Internet at 2am, it’s time to let the cat out of the bag. That’s right. You people don’t suck, either. But the fact that I’m allowed in to your not-sucking part of blogland makes me all warm and fuzzy.

So, here are some more women who rock (or RAWK) and who do not suck:

Whoorl. Seriously? Freaking. Awesome.
Playgroups are not for children. Just reading her tagline had me hooked and I knew I found a BFFOL. (That’s Best Friend Forever On Line. Internet Lingo, yaknow)
Cranky Mamma. Lives in Portland. Has napless child. Writes like one who I’d love in real life, too, and who would laugh about making our toddlers do Yoga.
Sweatpants Mom. I found her through Blogher and thank my lucky add-bar that she popped up. Hilarious and always providing the best post-emmy-award-show evah.
Alpha Baby. With a baby that cute (and practically famous!), she totally rocks the blogworld. Oh, yea, and I get to meet her in person. NanernanerNaner.
And, jeeeze, is it any doubt Mama-C-Ta rocks? No. She’s like the definition of rock.

Then there are the people who always rock, who everyone reads, and who deserve to have massive ammounts of traffic, bloglove, and fame. (Oh! They already do!) 

mrsflinger

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Comments

  1. You totally RAWK!

    I think we just all like to talk ... about anything ... with you.

    By mdvelazquez on 2007 07 10

  2. Ooh, fun, new links! I needed some of those. You do rawk, Mrs. F!

    By el-e-e on 2007 07 10

  3. Aw! Thanks for the bloglove.

    p.s. I am not famous at all.  Just a big dork at her computer.

    By Oh, The Joys on 2007 07 10

  4. Woo hoo!!!!!!  I’m feel so special, you know, since I don’t suck!

    Can I really put that purdy button bling on my sidebar?!?!

    By Jennifer on 2007 07 10

  5. Oooooooo—I LOVE that Julia Sweeney CD.  It’s so funny and SO TRUE! 

    Thanks for all the groovy links babe!  (My employer, however, is shaking his finger at you for forcing me (FORCING ME, I say) to spend less time working and more time surfing the internet… hee hee hee!

    By Katie Kat on 2007 07 10

  6. Whew! You are TOTALLY sleep deprived, aren’t you?  If you were talking that post, you would be going a mile a minute!  Ha! Crack me up.

    By Emily on 2007 07 10

  7. Whew! You are TOTALLY sleep deprived, aren’t you?  If you were talking that post, you would be going a mile a minute!  Ha! Crack me up.

    By Emily on 2007 07 10

  8. Thanks so much for the love! The blog is definitely a family affair, so I must give some credit to Alphadaddy too!

    Can’t wait to get get together, we feel so cool that we actually get to meet the famous Flinger’s.

    By andrea on 2007 07 10

  9. Yay, I don’t suck! Thanks for the cute bling!!

    By Erika, Plain Jane Mom on 2007 07 10

  10. Thanks for the looove, Mrs. F!

    I’m thrilled to be in such good company and of course, immensely flattered. I shall display my designation of non-suckitude with much pride smile

    By Izzy on 2007 07 10

  11. See you do totally rock, I knew that.  But now that I know you think I rock, of all people, has me questioning your sanity.  It’s the sleep deprivation isn’t it? 

    I jest, thanks for the lovey I can’t wait to display my badge of Flinger.

    By Mama C-ta on 2007 07 10

  12. DAMN, girl! You’re making me blush over here. smile

    By whoorl on 2007 07 10

  13. Oh funny!  I lurves to talk about vuh jay jays too.  A bit of fart talking is always fun too.

    And sex…oh why bother?  it’s so messy.

    (came here from Binky Bitch’s pad)

    By Heather on 2007 07 10

  14. Woo! Bellingham <and> Kirkland, all in the same lifetime! I’m surprised you survived the excitement of it all.

    By Sallyacious on 2007 07 10

  15. I agree with Emily; as I was reading it was like you were talking.  Talking very, very, very fast.  Thanks for all the new links to check out!

    By Whitney on 2007 07 10

  16. You don’t suck at all! smile

    By Humor Girl on 2007 07 10

  17. Woot!  I don’t suck!  Well, thankya!  8)

    By Christine on 2007 07 10

  18. I rock? Really?

    Well, thank you. 

    xo

    By Y on 2007 07 10

  19. I needed some new reads, thanks!

    By Tuesday on 2007 07 11

  20. Of course you don’t suck silly mommy!  We heart you! smile

    By Friglet on 2007 07 11