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Feb, 05, 2006

I’ll show you mine if you show me yours

Maybe I’m a bit off the mark… you know ... socially. Maybe I’m a little clueless when it comes to interacting between humans (and if I am, by god, please tell me.) But last time I checked, asking to see someone’s episiotomy wasn’t high on the questions to ask casual friends.

Am I wrong? Good god, tell me I’m not wrong.

Feb, 05, 2006 Filed in: skinnybitch •TMI • Read the Archives comment

Comments

  • RB
    J02/05/2006

    ROFLMAO.  You know I just about was in the delivery room with my BF when she had her c-section and I didn’t ever ask to see HER SCAR!  Sheez,  gross!

  • mommyofkgrc
    J02/05/2006

    CRAZY. . .most of us would never ask to see a c section scar. . .i have one and don’t really care to share the looks of it with anyone. . .UGH!!!  WHY would she ask that???

  • Running2Ks
    J02/05/2006

    I promise—I won’t make you look at my episiotomy scar or my hemorroids.

    I’d sit on skinny beotch.

  • Nicole
    J02/05/2006

    So I should cancel that snapfish order I was sending you then??

    HAHAHAHA. Holy hell what a retard.

  • Mrs. Flinger
    J02/05/2006

    ROFL, Nicole.. :: giggle :: snapfish.. ha!

  • Jamie
    J02/05/2006

    She’s a freak! I have had two c-sections and my 3-year-old wants to see my “booboo” where she and sissy came out of my tummy but she’s THREE.

  • Amy_M
    J02/05/2006

    So skinny, her common sense must’ve fallen off!

  • dizzymizzy
    J02/05/2006

    If your socially ackward, then I’m joining the short bus with you.  Damn, skinny bitch.

  • Mygirlsma
    J02/06/2006

    Good Grief! I guess that’s when kids are handy. “Sorry SkB Goota run LB is eating hitting, touching, something she shouldn’t be…bye”

  • Angi
    J02/06/2006

    Oh.My.Word. 

    That’s just… Oh.  I don’t know how to respond.

    I think SB needs to see a shrink in a a hurry.

  • Sarah
    J02/06/2006

    I wouldn’t ever ask soemthing like that unless I was with a close friend and was curious, cause thats what best girly friends do right? lol

    That being said, I don’t mind when peopel want to see my scar smile I like my scar (not that many people are asking). Of course I had an up and down so there no hicking my pants down to my ankles to show it off wink

  • Mrs. Flinger
    J02/06/2006

    Mari, you’re right! Why are all the cool people online? It *is* hard to find a playgroup IRL with great moms. And it’s too bad our kids don’t get the social benefit from IMing that we do.

    *sigh*

    And y’all.. THANK YOU for reminding me that she’s backasswards and it’s not me. I was starting to worry! tongue laugh

  • traci
    J02/06/2006

    What a weirdo!  I will refrain from asking to see your C section scar and you don’t have to worry about me showing you my episotomy scar.  How strange she is!

  • texasbelle
    J02/06/2006

    i still don’t get why you do this to yourself. why interact with this asshole at all? there must be other playgroups in the area. hell, start your own frigging group. this vile bitch is an energy SUCK. Life is too short, I mean, sometimes you just have to deal with dickheads in life but why do it if you don’t HAVE to?

  • Mrs. Flinger
    J02/06/2006

    Claire, I heart you so!

  • Holly
    J02/06/2006

    I think she must be CRAZY!  That is too bad for YOU, but hilarious for us who get to hear about her!  cheese

  • Libragirl
    J02/06/2006

    That’s just wrong.

  • Charla
    J02/06/2006

    Remember that filter we were talking about lacking?  Yeah.  Looks like her’s was never there to begin with.  What an idiot.

  • Jane
    J02/07/2006

    I beg your pardon????  I think I might just have to slap someone if they asked me that.

  • Susie
    J02/07/2006

    Two words. UH - GROSS?!?

  • Rachael
    J02/08/2006

    Damn! Yeah, you don’t just start sharing scars. My sister and I have showed our scars just to compare. But that’s okay cause we are sisters and our pubes are from the same gene pool. I would never show anyone my scar though.

  • Becky
    J02/09/2006

    OMG!  I have heard that Posh Spice gets a combo c-section and tummy tuck with each of her deliveries.  It might be worth it to get pregnant just for that, eh?  wink

  • Mrs. Flinger
    J02/09/2006

    You know, it’s not a bad idea. I mean, hey! You’re already IN there. Can’t ya just.. you know.. clean up after yourself?

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