I went to Safeway tonight for a quick run. You know, the lime chips, lime (for the corona) and wheat-thins that I didn’t get earlier. Read: Earlier I was feeling much stronger about the diet. The last minute run was all bad carbs and splurge. Anyway, I’m standing in line behind a guy getting chips, a bagel, and two yogurts and in front of a gal getting a small thing of cheese, a little spegheti sauce and green pepers. I lean to her and say, “This is the ‘Oh crap, I forgot something’ line.” She said nothing. She turned her back to me and ignored me.
I’m funny, damnit.
16 guests here now.
Dang, maybe she was pissed at her hubby/boyfriend/whoever for forgotting the items she had to shlep to the store to get, cause that was just rude! I would have laughed
By Sarah on 2005 09 05
I think it’s funny. She sucks.
By speechjane on 2005 09 06
LOL! The problem was that THEY didn’t forget anything, they were just single and buying their dinner. She was just jealous. What you SHOULD have said was, “Hey! I bet if you are nicer to people then MAYBE one day you too will have a family. IF not, I am afraid you are stuck cooking spaghetti for one for many years to come.”
By RB on 2005 09 06
ROFLMAO! That *is* funny. What the heck was HER problem? I hate when that happens. I have gotten the “ignore” before too…
By Erin on 2005 09 06
That’s when I like to pretend they are deaf. Cause damn’it, that is funny!
By Rachael on 2005 09 06
You are funny, damnit! I mean, seriously people, lighten up! How rude!
By Paige (CoraBelle) on 2005 09 06
LMAO! That was hilarious. What a wench, next time you totally have to go with rbelle idea!
By Nicole on 2005 09 06
She was just jealous that she didn’t say it first! I would have laughed damn hard!
By kelli on 2005 09 06
I would have held your spot.
Or even better if you are in the right chain here they ask “did you get everything you were looking for?” if not they will send a runner for your item. and the Bitch would have to wait anyway!LOL! I love Canada.
By Mygirlsma on 2005 09 06
Whoops I re-read my comment now makes no sense! LOL! I am in the wrong comment line! LOL!
By Mygirlsma on 2005 09 06
you and i are the same person in differnt states. scary sheeite.
By texasbelle on 2005 09 06
Too damn funny. Lighten up people.
By traci on 2005 09 06
Even if it didn’t come off as funny she should have at least lifted her eyebrows in ackowledgement and given a half smile before she turned away… that’s what I would have done had it NOT been funny… but it sounds like it WAS, so I dunno what her problem was!
By Holly on 2005 09 07
Hahah, man that sucks, but it’s funny! That would happen to me if I got the balls to talk to a stranger, they’d ignore me and I’d want to go hide under a rock and never speak again.
By Mama C-ta on 2005 09 08
I’m a mommy! TALK TO ME! I LONG FOR ADULT CONVERSATION! I’LL STALK THE MAILMAN!!! I drink too much coffee! YAY!
By candice on 2005 09 10