Okay, you seriously crack me up. And bless your heart - good luck on the inspection. Hopefully you’ll be the last in a string of inspections and the inspector will be tired and he (or she) will stand out in the yard and say, “Is it standing? Yes. A++++ Recommended Seller.”
Because, of course, the inspector will have spent all his (or her) time off the job on eBay.
Yeesh I need sleep.