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Mad(libs) Monday *now with the part you’ve all been waiting for!
Because I’m over here SEWING, (Yes, you read that correctly. Mr. Flinger almost fell off his chair, too, then quickly recovered and said, “OH! Are you going to knit me a sweater and bake me a pie, too? Jackass.) I thought I’d entertain myself and, well, you (hopefully) with a madlibs. Remember those? Sureyado. I hear they’re better when you’re high but, um, I’ve never been high so let’s call sleep deprivation the same diff and move along, shall we?
Well then. Here’s the game:
It’s A Commercial Message from The Sponsor
Here’s what you’ll put in the blanks:
Adjective:
Adjective:
Number:
Type of Liquid:
Adjective:
Toothpaste Brand:
Adjective:
Adjective:
Adjective:
Noun:
Adjective:
Plural Noun:
Color:
Noun:
I’ll come back tomorrow and give you the story. Oh, the suspense! oh! The! Adjectives! The BLANKING Nouns!
And while you’re here, be kind and say a howdyho Happy Birthday to my friend Michelle who turns thirty today. Thirty! Remember thirty? Me, either.
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< Here's the MadLIB >>>>>>
Friends, have you noticed that your teeth are beginning to look ________ and ______? That’s because you’ve been using the wrong toothpaste. Chomp Toothpaste will make your teeth _______ after only ____ brushings. That’s because Chomp Toothpaste contains “Hex-a-chlor-a-_________,’ a secret ingredient known to your _______ druggist as ___________. Chomp attacks the ______ acid in your mouth and leaves your breath _____ and _______. It will make your ____ feel _____ and will also stimulate your __________. Always keep the familiar ______ tube of Chomp handy in your _____. And now, back to our program.
My favorite combination? Friends, have you noticed that your teeth are beginning to look scary and bald? That’s because you’ve been using the wrong toothpaste. Chomp Toothpaste will make your teeth repulsive after only 13 brushings. That’s because Chomp Toothpaste contains “Hex-a-chlor-a-vodka,’ a secret ingredient known to your loose druggist as Fixodent (And forget it!). Chomp attacks the clammy acid in your mouth and leaves your breath battered and bejeweled. It will make your boogers feel velvety and will also stimulate your testicals. Always keep the familiar lavendar tube in your hand sanitizer. And now, back to our program.
Fun, yes?! And as a bonus? A BUTTON! HOLY HELL! BUTTONS!!! WOOOOT!
You made it more fun than I could even have ________ ...
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Take ‘em only but only if you want ‘em, though. It’s just for fun, yo. (I’m a poet, and I know it!)
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Oh, how exciting!
Adjective: slow
Adjective: repulsive
Number: 13
Type of Liquid: bleach
Adjective: marketable
Toothpaste Brand: Crest
Adjective: weird
Adjective: wobbly
Adjective: handsome
Noun: index card
Adjective: sassy
Plural Noun: murals
Color: bordeaux
Noun: nun
Fun!!
Adjective: jiggly
Adjective: squishy
Number: 39
Type of Liquid: vodka
Adjective: loose
Toothpaste Brand: colgate
Adjective: round
Adjective: spiny
Adjective: wet
Noun: pubic hair
Adjective: putrid
Plural Noun: balls
Color:
Noun:
Ooops, I forgot the last two…
color: chartruese
noun: mustache
Oh I love Mad Libs.
Adjective: muffled
Adjective: silly
Number: 4
Type of Liquid: cat pee
Adjective: repulsive
Toothpaste Brand: Colgate
Adjective: smashing
Adjective: battered
Adjective: bejeweled
Noun: toilet
Adjective: hideous
Plural Noun: testicles
Color: fuzzy wuzzy brown
Noun: fanny pack
Adjective: scary
Adjective: bald
Number: two hundred nine
Type of Liquid: kool-aid
Adjective: furry
Toothpaste Brand: Toms of Maine
Adjective: smelly
Adjective: insane
Adjective: squishy
Noun: lawn chair
Adjective: shiny
Plural Noun: chipmunks
Color: aquamarine
Noun: party hat
I’m too lazy to do all of them, so I’ll just give you a noun (similar to the nouns I used to offer in junior high for these things).
Booger.
OH THIS IS FUN!!!
Adjective: silly
Adjective: hairy
Number: 25
Type of Liquid: beer
Adjective: cold
Toothpaste Brand: Crest
Adjective: bubbly
Adjective: curly
Adjective: large
Noun: taxi
Adjective: ticking
Plural Noun: baskets
Color: pink
Noun: hand sanitizer
OOHHH…me, me MEEE…I love games!
Adjective: greasy
Adjective: slimey
Number: 23
Type of Liquid: windex
Adjective: bright
Toothpaste Brand: colgate
Adjective: humungous
Adjective: dreary
Adjective: swirly
Noun: ferris wheel
Adjective: velvety
Plural Noun: race cars
Color: chartreuse
Noun: telephone
Adjective:fluffy
Adjective:flimsy
Number: 47
Type of Liquid: gas
Adjective: rough
Toothpaste Brand: fixodent
Adjective: clammy
Adjective: dull
Adjective: dry
Noun: oz
Adjective: yellow
Plural Noun: pictures
Color: purple
Noun: chair
This will be interesting!
Adjective:fluffy
Adjective:flimsy
Number: 47
Type of Liquid: gas
Adjective: rough
Toothpaste Brand: fixodent
Adjective: clammy
Adjective: dull
Adjective: dry
Noun: oz
Adjective: yellow
Plural Noun: pictures
Color: purple
Noun: chair
Veronica
haha! I loved MadLibs. You are a blogging genius.
Adjective: round
Adjective: slippery
Number: 49
Type of Liquid: orange juice
Adjective: strong
Toothpaste Brand: Sensodyne
Adjective: weird-ass
Adjective: hungry
Adjective: unattractive
Noun: pill box
Adjective: curly
Plural Noun: doughnuts
Color: lavender
Noun: laptop
Dang it Les! I sat down here for ” a moment” and ended up playing your silly game (which I loved, by the way, Madlibs rock).
Must go. spent too much time on computer. Now dinner is going to be late.
Love you!
Hilary