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Mama don’t let your son grow up stereo-typical
To my Son,
You know that thing you found yesterday? The Thing you found that you and your Daddy posses and your sister and I don’t? That Thing is going to come in very handy while you’re camping. But that Thing is going to piss your wife off to no tomorrow when you take the opportunity to sleep in every Saturday while she takes the kids, again, and you somehow find the time to take a thirty minute shit while she has to do it with the baby strapped to her.
It’s a bitter sweet thing you just found there, Son. Good luck with that.
Your Mama
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It’s all down hill from here!
That is the best post title ever. Ever.
And so it begins…
LOL! Best. Post. EVER. You make me laugh, woman.
*HA HA* did he remember to let it go before trying to put his fist in his mouth!!! ONe of my boys did that and screamed cos he hurt ‘it’....
AMEN
Amen. Mine just realized he can whip it out through that handy little pouch on those tiny little briefs and play with it. Oy.
I had to warn my sister’s new boyfriend about it not 5 minutes after I met the poor guy.
So this is what I miss out on when I am a Mother to 3 girls and 0 boys!! LOL!
Making me glad there are only TWO penises here…the hubby’s and our dog’s.
This is by far the funniest post I’ve read in a very long time. I hope I can copy it, paste it to my notes on my computer and have it ready in a few years when my Kid finds out about this Thing….
Because no matter what I say, it will not be as good as what you wrote.
Compliments from a Dad.
I think I love you.
I know of this thirty minute shit, while they’re ALONE. And the sleeping in? GAH!
I know about this all too well. Have men never heard of fiber? And don’t EVEN get me started on the sleeping in…
I swear sometimes I think you live in the same house that I live in, because that describes my family perfectly.
And please, tell me how a man can “not hear!” the baby cry for 30, 40, 50 minutes in the morning; yet flip out after 10 seconds of the baby crying mid day.
I have a hard time lasting 30 minutes..anything over 25 and my legs start to fall asleep…of course then I have to sit on the bathroom floor for 5 minutes while I regain feeling to my feet. Talk about bitter-sweet.
I feel terrible about it, but this made me laugh because it is so very true.
There’s no stopping him now, eh?
ROFL! My son discovered his a while ago, and he’ll stop playing to bend over and inspect it. It has already taken over his brain, it seems…
huh boy. watch out world.
Bwahahahahahaha!