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Dec, 24, 2005

Merry Effin’ Christmas, Bitches!

Y’all, I wanna wish you the happiest holiday… Merry Christmas! I know I, for one, will be off making the yule tide gay. I sincerely wish you the greatest holiday with your family and friends and loved ones. Peace on earth and may all your children sleep through the night while visions of winning the lottery and stickin’ it to “the man” dance in your heads.

May all your friends understand your emails and take nothing wrong.

May all your dogs not crap in the garage.

May all your house guests use the spare half bath to do their makup and may all your Inlaws hold their tongue about how much weight you still need to lose.

And may all your nieces and nephews behave and may all your FIL let your children sleep (especially for Little Miss.)

Merry Christmas!

Dec, 24, 2005 Filed in: Good News • Read the Archives comment

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  • Amy_M
    J12/24/2005

    Merry Christmas!

  • Sarah
    J12/24/2005

    Merry Christmas!

  • Charla
    J12/24/2005

    Merry Christmas to you!  May all those wishes come true for you as well (hehe).

  • mommyofkgrc
    J12/24/2005

    merry christmas leslie. . .enjoy the fun with LB this year. . .

  • Paige (CoraBelle)
    J12/25/2005

    Merry Christmas!

  • Angi
    J12/25/2005

    Merry Christmas!!!!!:)

  • brandi
    J12/26/2005

    Merry Christmas to you!

  • sarahgrace
    J12/26/2005

    Hope your Christmas was merry…since I got here after the fact

  • candice
    J12/26/2005

    Merry christmas! And no, my pet didn’t crap in the garage. It crapped on the kitchen floor!

  • Nicole
    J12/27/2005

    I think I am still wishing for the dogs to just not shit at all, I am SO sick of picking up shit. Literally!

    Hope you are still sane! Merry belated Christmas!

  • Little Miss
    J12/27/2005

    merry effin’ christmas to you too, biznatch!

    ; )

    thanks for the well wishes!

  • ThompsonClan6
    J12/28/2005

    Yay!  All that and more…happy, happy!

  • Kerry
    J12/29/2005

    and may you friend (that haven’t seen you for forever) won’t stare at your pimples on your face and tell you 30 times how your hormone is not balanced while you are on your day one of your period!  Merry Christmas and Happy New Year.

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