This is how my vacation has gone thus far:
Things I plan to do today
- Some work for Catapult’s end days.
- Bake some bread
- Organize the copious amounts of shit in our house for the impending move.
- Do some laundry
- Clean the bathrooms
- organize the office stuff before the start of the new year
Things I actually do in a day
- Play Mario Kart
- Take a nap
I impress with my skills.
We’ve had a rough go trying to kick a virus’s ass. The boy? Has been taken over by a large! motherfucking! virus! of doom!
Or some alien.
Or Mario. I dunno. I forgot what real people look like.
We also realized we aimed a bit too low for this christmas. Behold: Our Christmas Wreath!
Yes, that’s right.
In other news, the Boy is without a diaper today. It’s telling when you feed your two year old son a candy cane where his sticky fingers end up.
You can even say we caught him red handed.
We hope your Christmas was as merry as possible and that your naps restored you and the Cheerios remain on your floor. Because that would make me feel so much better.