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Miss Missouri
Dear whomever works at the State Of Missouri and recently found my website and is my latest and greatest fan,
Please tell me who are you. Because I only know ONE PERSON in Missouri, in all of Missouri, in the ENTIRE STATE of Missouri, and I can’t imagine the odds.
Of course, this is the Internet, so ...
Now, please fess up. I promise to make you my fan club president. It pays well. (Or, wait, no, that’s the President of the United States. I always mix those up. This postition pays crap.) But! It will make me sleep well tonight knowing I’m not totally losing my mind.
Or, tell me you are a publisher and you love mah shit, that is also acceptable.
Or a mom.
Or a lesbian.
Or a fan of Farting.
Either way.
Just tell me, Ok? Thank you.
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68.166.76.2 (State Of Missouri Office Of Administration)
Missouri, Jefferson City, United States, 3 returning visits
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Holy cow. Is MO the state of stalkers? Because that looks very suspicious.
Creepy.
“Stalker, the fabulous Mrs. Flinger”
“Mrs. Flinger, the creepy state of MO stalkerista”
You lucky beeotch. I need a stalker.
I hate when people do that on my blog! If you’re going to sit and read everything someone wrote why wouldn’t you at least take the time to leave a stinking comment?
Omigosh. I had one of these once. It seriously FREAKED ME OUT. Every image imaginable went through my head. Yech.
I know a whole bunch of people in Jeff City, but I doubt they would read you. HAHAHAAHAHAH. ahem. anyway. I don’t think they work for the state. I’ll let you know if I hear anything.
Whoa, 5 1/2 hours? That’s serious lurve. Uh, no offense, cuz I like you tons, but not enough to spend five hours here. I’ve gotta life, ya know?!?
wow!! impressive mrs. flinger!
My first thought is do they work for the state of live off the state - maybe an inmate. I am sure that thought jut made the whole creepiness of it all better. Makes you wonder what all you have posted doesn’t it - ick!!
Dayum, somebody’s got a cool job! I wish I could get paid to read blogs for FIVE HOURS!!!
I really hope it is an employee and not an inmate, yikes!
I wonder if they pick their nose while at your blog too….there must be a stat for that.
5 1/2 hours of blog reading? Each visit? Each of those 3 visits? Or just for the total of the visits? Either way, you have a SERIOUSLY OBSESSED FAN. I am jealous. No, a little frightened for you.
Um, yeah. Do I count as the person you know from Missouri? Incidentally, it wasn’t me. I’m a good two hours away from Jefferson City. Jeff City is where all the state legal offices are, you know, being the state capital and all. At least Now I know why it takes so long for me to get any business done through any of the government offices there. And it’s all your fault!
Gotta love a stalker. I would claim it was me, but damn I am in Utah. Sometimes I will be looking on someones blog and get distracted by the kids. Hours later I will come back and still be on their site. I always wonder if they see that when they check their stats.
Oh! I want one! I want one!
Mrs. Flinger, I have this EXACT person visiting me, too!!! They stay for HOURS! And! I’m FROM Missouri and I *thought* I knew who it was, but have since found out that it wasn’t that person.
WEIRD.
How funny. Looks like they sure were fascinated by your site!
I bet you didn’t have stat counting when I found your blog. It was one of those nights where I couldn’t sleep and found your blog entertaining so I kept clicking through page after page after page. Then I realized it was morning and went to sleep.
When I woke up and was clearing my browser history, is when I thought maybe I should have left a comment at some point. It took me a while to actually comment because I thought, “I’m not a mommy blogger so I don’t belong. What am I doing here?”
I still find you entertaining. You live in a world so different from me, but make it real for the outsiders.
I also wonder how much ad revenue I have generated for you ...
Well someone in the State of Missouri is getting fired soon.
Then he/she will have all the time in the world to read your blog. Good times.
Not me - never been to Missouri!
DUDE…that is SOOO creepy. That is TOTALLY the kind of thing my in laws would have done. EWWWWW
Who do you know in missouri anyway? And are we the only ones in the desert that go to your site?!?! Now i’m totally curious!
Wow, that’s an awful lot of visits and browsing. Someone must be avoiding work while at work…
Now I know why I’ve been avoiding my stats…
Love your blog—as usual.
I think it’s fine this person was on here so long, even if it’s a stalker.
I think it’s creepy you posted his / her IP address and all the details of their journey through your blog.
Or maybe you’re passive aggressively proving a point? What is it? Please share.
Still a loyal fan—but just thinking “out loud”.
Dre
Wow, 5.5 hrs of Missouri’s time spent on your site. I could think of much worse things for Missouri’s tax payer’s money to go towards.
They haven’t been to me (at least not lately). I feel left out.
I’ve had people do this from other places, and nary a comment. I like to imagine they are writing a screenplay, and I’ll get rich and famous, but somehow that doesn’t seem likely.
This sure looks like some automated script to me… A spider program maybe?
My guess, this is a spoofed IP (or a zombie machine) that has been taken over by somebody. Somebody perhaps looking to exploit a hole in EE, or perhaps doing screen scrapes looking for e-mails.
hrm, maybe they leave your blog up on their desktop as they do other things, then just read on breaks? Let’s hope. 5.5 hours is a bit, erm, much, methinks.