• September 25, 2008

    Hmm, can I come show him MINE?  Because I could use a morale booster too.  Ha! 

    LOVE it.

  • September 25, 2008

    of course they are amazing.  guys think they are amazing, because they don’t have a pair.  even droopy ones fascinate them.  that fascinates me.  i mean good grief…they are just breasts.  oh well.  i’ll probably never get it!

  • September 25, 2008

    This was funny when you told it and funnier to read. Great thing to have captured forever. LOL.

  • the mrs.
    September 26, 2008

    hilarious! lets just hope he doesnt want to bring in your amazing boobs for show and tell!

  • September 26, 2008

    That’s fabulous!

  • Katie Kat
    September 26, 2008

    “Do you SLEEP with those on?” OMG… so f’ing funny. 

    My 3-year-old calls mine “booties” and says “I like your booties mommy!”  What can I say… women are from Venus, Men are from… who the hell knows?!

  • September 26, 2008

    My almost three year old thinks his penie is amazing too though not quite in those words.

  • September 26, 2008

    Oh Michelle…I am laughing hysterically and wiping my eyes.  So funny! Boys and their parts, always the focus in most conversations regardless of their age.  ...and to “no woman should ever, EVER, agree to be on top in the missionary position”...I second that.

  • September 26, 2008

    Funny, I’ve always (well, not *always*) described my AMAZING boobies as two bowling balls in a tube sock, but I like your description, too.  Incidentally, do you find you have to part the Girls like Moses and the Red Sea when you need to see your belly button?  Yeah, me, too smile

  • September 26, 2008

    I just found your site.  Love this!  I’m still crying, this is sooo funny

    But how cool would it be if we could snap ‘em off.  You know, for workouts or to fit into a too tight blouse .....

  • September 26, 2008

    LOL!  I love the part about sleeping with them on.  Oh, wouldn’t it be luxurious to have removable parts?  And the definite morale-booster at the end.
    Boys will be boys… smile

  • September 26, 2008

    That. Was. Hilarious!
    My 3 year old stormed in on me the other day while I was drying off, took one look at my bewbs and said, “Oh, I LIKE those!” and attempted to tune in Tokyo.
    Believe me, I would have loved to have removed them at that point.

  • September 27, 2008

    I found you from Flinger…Oh My Gosh I was laughing so hard!  I have 2 boys and a 42 year old who acts like his kids and i thought I had heard it all, this takes the cake!  By the way…why DIDN’T God make them removable?  Thanks for the laugh…it was amazing!

  • September 27, 2008

    I once took my (then) 4 year old cousin to the zoo, and as soon as he saw the cows he SCREAMED,

    “Katie, look at the Cows.  They have LOTS of penises!” (udders)

    And all we could do was laugh and agree.  If only he knew that the were really dingle-dangles and not penises.  Just imagine the confusion that would’ve ensued.

  • September 28, 2008

    ZOMG, your new banner is sublime. SUBLIME!

  • Aunt Missy
    September 28, 2008

    I can’t express in words how proud I am of my nephew!  He cracks me up!!  My 6 year old, then 4 asked why I had squishy ones and daddy didn’t.  I quickly replied, check again…..

  • MariaV
    September 29, 2008

    Michelle:  I nearly peed my pants at his penis comment.

    If it makes you feel any better, my breasts look like that and I never had a baby. grin

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