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In an effort to launch something in a very short timeframe, after three months of coding in off hours for stints of a few minutes at a time, I used a framework to get *something* out. This is not code I would use for a client. Ever.
In fact, if you could see my face right now, you'd realize this is a little more than painful.
But, as sometimes has to happen with personal projects, the non-paying personal site takes a backseat to quality and gets dressed in handmedown code. Thanks to VMcore for the free ride here.
Hmm, can I come show him MINE? Because I could use a morale booster too. Ha!
of course they are amazing. guys think they are amazing, because they don’t have a pair. even droopy ones fascinate them. that fascinates me. i mean good grief…they are just breasts. oh well. i’ll probably never get it!
This was funny when you told it and funnier to read. Great thing to have captured forever. LOL.
hilarious! lets just hope he doesnt want to bring in your amazing boobs for show and tell!
“Do you SLEEP with those on?” OMG… so f’ing funny.
My 3-year-old calls mine “booties” and says “I like your booties mommy!” What can I say… women are from Venus, Men are from… who the hell knows?!
My almost three year old thinks his penie is amazing too though not quite in those words.
Oh Michelle…I am laughing hysterically and wiping my eyes. So funny! Boys and their parts, always the focus in most conversations regardless of their age. ...and to “no woman should ever, EVER, agree to be on top in the missionary position”...I second that.
Funny, I’ve always (well, not *always*) described my AMAZING boobies as two bowling balls in a tube sock, but I like your description, too. Incidentally, do you find you have to part the Girls like Moses and the Red Sea when you need to see your belly button? Yeah, me, too
I just found your site. Love this! I’m still crying, this is sooo funny
But how cool would it be if we could snap ‘em off. You know, for workouts or to fit into a too tight blouse .....
LOL! I love the part about sleeping with them on. Oh, wouldn’t it be luxurious to have removable parts? And the definite morale-booster at the end.
Boys will be boys…
That. Was. Hilarious!
My 3 year old stormed in on me the other day while I was drying off, took one look at my bewbs and said, “Oh, I LIKE those!” and attempted to tune in Tokyo.
Believe me, I would have loved to have removed them at that point.
I found you from Flinger…Oh My Gosh I was laughing so hard! I have 2 boys and a 42 year old who acts like his kids and i thought I had heard it all, this takes the cake! By the way…why DIDN’T God make them removable? Thanks for the laugh…it was amazing!
I once took my (then) 4 year old cousin to the zoo, and as soon as he saw the cows he SCREAMED,
“Katie, look at the Cows. They have LOTS of penises!” (udders)
And all we could do was laugh and agree. If only he knew that the were really dingle-dangles and not penises. Just imagine the confusion that would’ve ensued.
ZOMG, your new banner is sublime. SUBLIME!
I can’t express in words how proud I am of my nephew! He cracks me up!! My 6 year old, then 4 asked why I had squishy ones and daddy didn’t. I quickly replied, check again…..
Michelle: I nearly peed my pants at his penis comment.
If it makes you feel any better, my breasts look like that and I never had a baby.
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