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My Horny Bully Goat
Y’all.. I have a weird question, or rather observation. I’m not sure what to think of this. Aside from my child being a goat that likes to bully her friends and tackle kids for toys, she’s always humping things. I know.. seriously.. she’s way too young to think anything, but can I tell you how weird and totally humiliating it is to look over and see your ten month old humping her toy monkey? MONKEY, for the love of GOD! Poor Monkey has done nothing but be her lovey and goes and violates him all the time.
I have a good friend who’s boy is four months old. She told me last week that he had his first hard-on and she flipped out. Obviously, it’s too early for it to be anything other than the morning male glory syndrom. But still, she flipped out. She goes to change her tiny tiny baby and lo-and-behold is the little guy at full attention. I’m sure this is normal, too.
But when you have a “happy” little boy and a girl who humps things? We’re not so much leaving them in a room together. Because he’s got the equiptment and she’s got the moves.
I am SO much in trouble in 13 years.
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LOL! Yikes! And yes, the baby boys get them all the time. I’m surprised she just now noticed it at four months. ‘Cuz I’m pretty sure it happens from birth!
Oh thats normal. Just read What to Expect the First Year, it addresses that. No problems.
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Funny! But…I’m not the mother of a humping horny bully goat…
Eli’s only saluted me once and that was about a month ago. I opened the diaper adn was like, “noooo not yet!” lol And the humping… oh the humping… its his new favorite activity, but he sticks to people and sometimes its a little freaky. I know it shouldnt’ be, but sometimes, I’m like, “Dude, really, stop, you’re freakin me out.” Once he was humping my leg and I noticed he’s taken off his diaper and he was REALLY going at my leg, I didn’t know whether to laugh or freak out.
Whoa, girl! I guess you are in trouble!
LMAO - I have to say I haven’t experienced this yet with any of my kids, but I have heard it with others!
totally normal.
I think the humping is totally normal. My female dog (ahem) has humped things since she was a puppy. (blankets especially) She’s asserting her dominance or something. It could be that LB is getting in touch with her primal side (thru a genetic memory)at an early age…sex ain’t got a thing to do with it but assertiveness does.