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My inner bitch kicks your ass and then feels bad about it
I have this inner bitch. She gets ALL funky on people who don’t do anything. She gets all up in arms over conversations she’s never had with people. She’s really very a terrible girl. Horrible. She kicks *my* ass all the time. Also? She cusses. Entirely. Too. Much.
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It’s too early to comment except to say that that was one of the BEST posts I’ve read anywhere in AGES.
Maybe I should pack up my inner bitch, you should pack up your inner bitch, and we can send ‘em off to Bitch Boot Camp where they’ll go from Bitch to Donna Reed in 12 Steps.
Although, let’s admit it, that would be equally annoying…
Ain’t it tha truth! I’m working on the same thing! Funny huh? I’m trying to get back to the point where Aaron and I were when we first started dating! You know when your completely, passionately in love and wan’t to touch and kiss em all the time. I wan’t that back! Step one for me, Stop the griping! Stop the bitching! Huffing and puffing! Start acting like a sexual beast and attack him! Bring him his coffee…
oh hail, if there wasn’t an entirely opposite person on the inside, we’d all be totally one dimensional. The trick is keeping that inner hag well within check. Every so often, tho, she is *right*...so keep her around.
I think it’s time to let the inner bitch go! I mean, who does she think she is, making you feel guilty for eating cookies?! Life is too short! I need to get my inner bitch to quit whinning about my cottage cheese thighs but somehow motivate me to get my ass off the sofa to do something about it! Our inner bitches should get together, have a drink and relax a little!
I think most women could have written this post, but I don’t think anyone could have said it better. My problem is when my inner bitch decides to come out and play and totally piss my husband off. Yeah, those are NOT fun times around here!
I think my inner bitch should meet yours, they are so much alike. Hmmm, maybe they wouldn’t like each other, or maybe they would have a bitch fest.
Bitch Boot Camp..coming this fall on Fox TV! (I just saw an ad for a reality series called Brat Camp for bad teens, so this must be close behind!)
We are open about our inner bitch and inner asshole. It actually ends up being a fun game for us. But we have been through ALOT together and he still thinks to this day that we are “soul mates”. Aint that sweet. He is also my ear when my inner bitch comes out in full force about everyone else! Which I may add comes out quite often.
Bitching is my best talent!