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Jun, 14, 2007

Not like any SPAM add you’ll ever see

Mrs. “Holy hell my nipples are rock hard.”

Mr. “Pumping is the Mom’s Viagra?”

Mrs. “I think I’ve reached the six hour limit and should call a doctor. I’ve had a boob erection for days.”

Jun, 14, 2007 Filed in: Rants and Raves • Read the Archives comment

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  • hilary
    J06/15/2007

    heeheee

  • mdvelazquez
    J06/15/2007

    I’m really trying not to laugh, but you make it very difficult.

  • Renee
    J06/15/2007

    Take some porn pictures, quick!!

  • Mrs. M
    J06/15/2007

    boob erections! that makes me laugh and wince at the same time!

  • Reevesfarm
    J06/15/2007

    THO is what we called it…..ugggg.  I don’t have to worry about it if I don’t have a bra on.  After 3 kids the only thing that notices my THO would be my FEET.

  • Becky
    J06/15/2007

    Are you engorged?  If so, whee!  I’m so glad you’re still sticking with the pumping.  You rock! 

    Ohhh!  I just thought… now you can get hits for lesbian porn with the previous lesbian discussions and now the nips- oh the wonderful life you lead!

  • Christine
    J06/15/2007

    Holy hell, you are FUNNY, lady!  :D Really glad I was not drinking a beverage when I read that! :p

  • SaraS-P
    J06/15/2007

    Be careful with those things! You could take someone’s eye out!

  • Lizzy
    J06/15/2007

    Hard nipples are always better than bleeding nipples, right?

    Also? That’s hott!

  • Wacky Mommy
    J06/15/2007

    PPN: Pity Poor Nipples.

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