Mrs. “Holy hell my nipples are rock hard.”
Mr. “Pumping is the Mom’s Viagra?”
Mrs. “I think I’ve reached the six hour limit and should call a doctor. I’ve had a boob erection for days.”
I’m really trying not to laugh, but you make it very difficult.
Take some porn pictures, quick!!
boob erections! that makes me laugh and wince at the same time!
THO is what we called it…..ugggg. I don’t have to worry about it if I don’t have a bra on. After 3 kids the only thing that notices my THO would be my FEET.
Are you engorged? If so, whee! I’m so glad you’re still sticking with the pumping. You rock!
Ohhh! I just thought… now you can get hits for lesbian porn with the previous lesbian discussions and now the nips- oh the wonderful life you lead!
Holy hell, you are FUNNY, lady! :D Really glad I was not drinking a beverage when I read that! :p
Be careful with those things! You could take someone’s eye out!
Hard nipples are always better than bleeding nipples, right?
Also? That’s hott!
PPN: Pity Poor Nipples.
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