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Sep, 27, 2010

Obama beats both Jesus and the Dalai Lama One ‘Nothin’

Upon no recommendation what-so-ever, in fact, upon recommendation against, I went to friendorfollow.com. You know, it’s a twitter thing? You can see who is following you and who is not following you and you can subsequently drink heavily because your coolness factor just went down by a factor of four.

So imagine my horror when I find out Jesus doesn’t actually love me like the bible says. In fact, Jesus is sort of an arrogant asshole on twitter. I mean, I GET IT. If I have seventy billion people pining for my attention, I’d probably cut back on my following list, too. But to not even follow Mary The VIrgin Mother? Dude, that’s harsh.

Jesus On Twitter

At least he’s dead.

The Dalai Lama, though, what’s up with that? I’m sure running around spreading peace and harmony is a tough gig and all. But dude ain’t following anyone EITHER.

Dalai Lama

You know who is following me?

Barack Obama, baby.

Obama

That’s right! And he’s not even a follower whore. This is all legit and stuff. He’s following me as one of his tweeties. I just hope he doesn’t go to friendorfollow.com himself and find out I’m not following back. Who’s the asshole now? That’s right. :: two thumbs this way ::

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Comments

  • Mrs. Flinger
    J09/27/2010

    test

  • Omaflinger
    J09/27/2010

    I love it: Made in Germany and even had your hand slapped in first grade for saying it too. Some teachers need to remember to “think down.” Little people don’t always know what they are repeating.

    On the other hand, Jesus and the Dali Lame don’t need votes to hold their job. They are just cool like that.

  • Wendy
    J09/27/2010

    Love that last one you’re not following…just had to get my two cents in on that one.

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    J09/27/2010

    Snort.

    Love the new look!

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    J09/27/2010

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  • Dallas Divorce Lawyer
    J10/11/2010

    Barack Obama is following you? You so ROCK! HAHA Twitter is such a mess, the fact that Jesus and the Dalai Lama have twitter accounts should be reason enough to question the sanity of it all. Did you figure out what you did to get Barack to follow you, or I’m guessing you don’t really care do you?  Doesn’t matter anyway. It totally gives you even more twit coolness because you didnt return the follow.

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