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Payback is a yitch and I’m another Beer older
Dear Mom,
I was born in 1975. Subtract the 20 and carry the one and… count the toes, and that makes me thirty-two. (32)
I’m forgiven for forgetting your birthday that time, right?
Love, your daughter who isn’t lying about her age just quite yet.
P.S. The car is lovely, though.
P.S.S. I appreciate it and I did get the thirty-one dollars for starbucks.
P.S.S.S.P.S.P.S. If I had to pick an age to lie about, it would probably be twenty eight? Or even thirty? Or, hell, maybe thirty-one but I’d also lie and say I was a former playboy bunny and HAHAHA this is what happens when you turn thirty-one you skinny bitches.
PSPSPS S S S S S S. But I don’t think anyone would believe me anyway.
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Ha. Nice. Happy Birthday…and um…they owe you a dollar for Starbucks.
I am ALSO a 1975 baby! But January. So I’m almost 33. Sigh.
But this isn’t about ME!
HAPPY, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!
I’d say your parents are doing pretty great in comparison with mine…They remembered my TWIN SISTER’S 18th birthday and forgot mine.
How the freak do you do that????
Anyway, I"m with Angella…This isn’t about ME. It’s about YOU! And your lovely birthday!!!!
YAY!!!!!!
Happy Birthday Lady!
Figures you’re a Scorpio, too- that just explains soooo much!
I agree with your parents- the world is a better, *definitely funnier* place with you in it.
Happy Belated Birthday!
Mine was on the 27th… BUT the origina was 76. *flaunts*
Heh. Ok. Sorry.
Hope you had a great day!
Happy Birthday! So…your day is the 28th? Because so is mine! I turned 29 yesterday…I think next year I’ll just turn 29 again.
A couple of years ago my aunt left me a voice mail on my birthday that added a year to my actual age. Gee, thanks!
Happy Birthday!
Being 27 (again) rocks!
My dad once got all up in mah grill about why I didn’t vote, civic responsibility and all that.
I was 17.
Happy birthday, Mrs. F! 1975?! I feel so old! (32+10)
Happy, Happy Birthday!
Got the feed now.
32 is the new 22, dontcha know?
Also? I remember 32 fondly.
Lol. Loralee wins - how do you forget you had twins??
My dad forgot my 19th birthday (gave me a belated card a day early) and thought I was actually turning 18. That was a very dark time in my relationship with my parents, to say the least.
Happy birthday Mrs. F! You can commiserate on your elderliness with my Leslie; he’s really feeling it this year.
Oma needs more coffee…
HAPPY B’DAY LES!!! (Whatever one it is)
Just tell people it’s the 11th anniversary of your 21st b’day. That’s what I do (only I’m 42 beeotch—not fair!)
Happy Belated Birthday!!!
Happy Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday!
My mom forgot what year I graduated and “Corrected” the alumni association. I’ve had trouble getting them to put me back in my graduating class ever since.
That’s hilarious!
Hope you have a great birthday - I look forward to 32 (in 3 years…)
Happy birthday! We’re both 32! Together! I’ve had too much caffiene! I don’t know how to spell caffiene!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!
Happy Birthday!!! Just keep posting that card every year and you can be 31 forever!
Hey Leslie Happy Birthday!!! I thought you were 18 we are all 18 are we not
Happy Birthday!
28 and holding,
Beth
My older sister (MUCH older….cough) always has to ask how old I am.
Happy Happy Birthday to You, You Fine Young Thang Les!!
(From the crotchety 38-year-old down South.)
Smooches and here’s to many more years of Mrs. Flinger Fabulousness. And yes, that’s a word. Dammit.
Wow, I am an old lady compared to you, I had celebrated the big 32 on the 18th of this month.
My parents have no idea how old any of us are, they are pretty good about remembering the date, but the actual age is always off. I think it is so they feel a bit younger ; )
Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday!! You’re just a baby!
Happy birthday, Leslie, from your somewhat older friend.
I just turned 32 last month. 1975 must have been a good year!
That’s so funny that they were a year off! My parents would totally do something like that!
Happy belated birthday!!!
Happy 32nd! Mine was yesterday and I wish I was 32.
Happy birthday. 32 was a good year for me.
That IS funny!
Happy belated birthday to YOU! I was thinking you were an October birthday, but then when it was LB’s birthday, I figured that was what I was thinking, October-wise. I’m terrible with remember stuff like that.
I hope your day was FUN!
Happy, happy day!
Happy Happy!!
Happy Birthday! You’re still just a sweet young thing compared to these old eyes.
Happy birthday to you!
Yeah, 1975 rocks.
I decided over a decade ago (!) that once 32 arrived, I would stay there for awhile. Now that I am here, I don’t really care, but might as well see how long I can stay.
Looks like you were given a year for your birthday! ENJOY it.
Big Old Happy B-yotchday you Scorpio! 32 is a pretty good year. 35 kind of sucks…though in my head I’m still 27. I guess that’s what Botox is for..
Happy birthday biznitch. Sending you love from P-town. I hope your drunk by now, it’s past 8:00 so hopefully the kiddos are asleep!
Happy Birthday!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY LESLIE!You hot mama you! Make sure Mr. Flinger takes you somewhere real nice ;o)
Happy Birthday!
My mom says she’s 29. If pressed, she’ll say 39. Because I’m 28. And she wasn’t exactly young when she had me, either.
Well shit, I’m late…sorry.
Happy birthday! I’m 7 months older than you.
Many happy returns of the day to you Flnger! Happy Birthday.
-HH
Happy Birthday!
Oops.
Is a sign we’re getting old when even our parents can’t remember our age?
Yikes!
Thank you so much everyone! For the record? There was no car. Just a CARD.
God. I need sleep.
I love it when MOM gets it wrong. Of course, that’ll be me in a few years. Sigh.
Have you started calling the kids by the wrong name yet? Oh yes, it’ll come.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
-from another 1975 baby!
Happy Belated Birthday!!
I would LOVE money from the buckies. Then again, I would also love for there to be a buckies in my city.
Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday Les! (better late than never, right?)
Oh, Holy Hannah Montana, I am way late again - go figure - Happy Birthday, anyways!!!