Perfecting the art of procrastination

Perfecting the art of procrastination

15/Jan/2007

“Goodnight, LB. Have a good nap.”

Music?

“No music, go to sleep.”

Oh, oh! Nose running!

Wipes nose with tissue. “Goodnight.”

Oh, oh! Pooping?

“You’re not poopy, goodnight.”

Oh, oh! Dora Bandaid?

“You don’t need a bandaid. Love you. ‘night.”

Oh, oh! Spanking?

*sigh*

Comments

  1. I feel your pain.  The bedtime stall, sucks ass.

    By Sonia on 2007 01 15

  2. Similar story here…only with Clifford band-aids! wink

    By AmyM on 2007 01 15

  3. We have the same thing here right now, but it’s
    - the dolly story mommy
    - the kitty story
    - the puppy story etc.

    Then moves on to ho many dolls can she get me to go find. Damn for moving her into a bed (although she is currently shacking up on the floor since apparently the bed is forbidden. You are not allowed to sit or sleep on the bed today). She is crazy!

    By Nicole on 2007 01 15

  4. bahahahaaaaa! Oh that is perfect! yeah, I love moments like that.

    By texasbelle on 2007 01 15

  5. LOL…bet that last one was tempting.

    By Karly on 2007 01 15

  6. heh.. i wish i had your story.  right now i have a 13 year old telling me she is “sick of me”, eye-rolling, door slamming…  argh.

    By christine on 2007 01 15

  7. heh.. i wish i had your story.  right now i have a 13 year old telling me she is “sick of me”, eye-rolling, door slamming…  argh.

    By christine on 2007 01 15

  8. Oooh… a Dora band-aid…

    By Margaret on 2007 01 15

  9. That is one determined child…  Has she tried bellowing like a wounded moose in heat?  That’s Charlie’s favorite stall tactic!

    By Becky on 2007 01 15

  10. Ah yes.  Our current ending to the list of needs is a wailed, “But I can’t stay in here all by myself!” as though to leave her there would be the equivalent of leaving her in the forest after a very long winter.  Sigh. 
    It’s all I can do to not answer with, “Yes darling, you’ll surely perish if I leave you here all by yourself, but mommy needs some alone time or she’ll kill you herself.  NIGHT!”

    By Elaine on 2007 01 15

  11. Hahahahaha.  I love it.  Oh, yeah.  She’s DEFINITELY your kid smile

    By Seuss on 2007 01 15

  12. LOL. That is terribly, horribly cute. So cute you want to strangle her, huh? Hehehehe!

    Sounds like you could use a massage…

    wink

    By Laura on 2007 01 15

  13. Too funny!

    By Holly on 2007 01 16

  14. Toddler Let’s Make a Deal?

    How dare you try to make her go to sleep, especially when there’s pooping, band-aids, and spankings going on?

    By Charla on 2007 01 16

  15. Hahaha!!! Oh, I could write a post on this too. Oh yesiree!!!

    By Marie on 2007 01 16

  16. GAHHH HA HA HA. Your child is just too funny.

    By Emily on 2007 01 16

  17. Procrastinators unite… smile  I knew I liked that little devil of yours!  hee

    By Cole on 2007 01 22