Oh mah gah! You crack me up about the stuff that you write - and how totally alike we are!
I have always wanted to have my eyebrows waxed, cuz everyone else does it. But me? Nope, haven’t and have no clue were to do it at. Can that be done at Great Clips? Do they just do it out in the open?
The cooter on the other hand, well I would just feel too dumb to go and say “Hi, I need my coochie waxed”. Does that sound just wrong?
One word for keep it pretty though - hair trimmers. Like the head ones….work awesome….LMAO!
I do not know if I should laugh or vomit. Or laugh so hard that I vomit. Or vomit so hard that I laugh. Anyway you look at it, the laptop is in a precarious place right now.
Holly
J08/29/2005
LOL at R.belle!! Uh, yeah. My Mother-in-law and I just had a similar conversation. She was at her hair salon and the gal there was telling her about all the waxing things she could have done… (which she ended up having her face waxed as well as her arms) and the whole bikini wax and brazilian wax came up. She was shocked that anyone would even WANT that done… so we were trying to figure out the hows and the whys! For one, why would you want someone waxing DOWN THERE (can we say aaahhOOUCH!) and then the whole have SOMEONE working down there… uh, no thanks!! She didn’t mention the design options, so this lady probably doesn’t do them.
The crotch? I don’t do a damn thign to it. I’m not uber hairy so maybe thats why. I’m also never in a bathing suit, maybe I’d trim if I noticed I needed to while wearing one.
The whole shaving bald thing? Seriosly grrsses me out. It’s all just a tad to prepubesecnt (sp?) to me.
texasbelle
J08/30/2005
ugh…i did the total shave before too…that is just not right for me. the pain the itching the red bunps…no thank you, not ever again. Like you, a nice trim is what i manage. The brazilian wax job caught my interest briefly but the hot wax on the nether regions scares the hella out of me, not to mention you have to keep doing it and doing it because that hair just grows and grows…plus you have a stranger down there…tho, i wonder if the hayhay becomes as accustomed to melted wax the way the eyebrow region does? One word: OUCH
AMEN to the ouch thing. Holy crap. Just peeling those little sticky things off my eyes killed. A bandaid on the legs hurts. Wax DOWN THERE? nooo thankyou.
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Oh mah gah! You crack me up about the stuff that you write - and how totally alike we are!
I have always wanted to have my eyebrows waxed, cuz everyone else does it. But me? Nope, haven’t and have no clue were to do it at. Can that be done at Great Clips? Do they just do it out in the open?
The cooter on the other hand, well I would just feel too dumb to go and say “Hi, I need my coochie waxed”. Does that sound just wrong?
One word for keep it pretty though - hair trimmers. Like the head ones….work awesome….LMAO!
I do not know if I should laugh or vomit. Or laugh so hard that I vomit. Or vomit so hard that I laugh. Anyway you look at it, the laptop is in a precarious place right now.
LOL at R.belle!!
Uh, yeah. My Mother-in-law and I just had a similar conversation. She was at her hair salon and the gal there was telling her about all the waxing things she could have done… (which she ended up having her face waxed as well as her arms) and the whole bikini wax and brazilian wax came up. She was shocked that anyone would even WANT that done… so we were trying to figure out the hows and the whys! For one, why would you want someone waxing DOWN THERE (can we say aaahhOOUCH!) and then the whole have SOMEONE working down there… uh, no thanks!! She didn’t mention the design options, so this lady probably doesn’t do them. 
Just get em waxed girl!
oh my! LOL!
The crotch? I don’t do a damn thign to it. I’m not uber hairy so maybe thats why. I’m also never in a bathing suit, maybe I’d trim if I noticed I needed to while wearing one.
The whole shaving bald thing? Seriosly grrsses me out. It’s all just a tad to prepubesecnt (sp?) to me.
ugh…i did the total shave before too…that is just not right for me. the pain the itching the red bunps…no thank you, not ever again. Like you, a nice trim is what i manage. The brazilian wax job caught my interest briefly but the hot wax on the nether regions scares the hella out of me, not to mention you have to keep doing it and doing it because that hair just grows and grows…plus you have a stranger down there…tho, i wonder if the hayhay becomes as accustomed to melted wax the way the eyebrow region does? One word: OUCH
AMEN to the ouch thing. Holy crap. Just peeling those little sticky things off my eyes killed. A bandaid on the legs hurts. Wax DOWN THERE? nooo thankyou.
I’ve heard an arrow shape can be a good idea. In case anyone needs directions.