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Reverse BlogPyschology
I’m trying my version of reverse blog. You know how EVERY EFFING TIME you blog about your child’s schedule that she totally doesn’t nap? Or how when you blog about how wonderful your life is the Universe turns around and craps on it? Well, take this BlogGods.
I love how my child never naps. I love it when she’s up ALL DAY with her wining incessant dreary needs. I love how she can’t talk yet so she yells when she wants something. I love how she gets tired and angry and throws things. I love how I still have no idea what I’m doing with my career and how we’re barely making it each month. I love how I have no quiet time and how my husband works late. I love that he works so hard that I get to put LB down most nights and I love how I get to stay home and not make any money. I love that the job I’m so excited for might not work out and I love that I lost the job I love.
Take that BlogUnivese. Do what you will with it. Bring it on. Muhahaha
Smooches,
Mrs. Flinger: Manipulating the BlogGods.
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I love how my child scratches other kids. I feel like the world’s best mother because I can’t make her stop.
Take that, BlogGods!
I love that my child craps in his diaper still. I love that he pees through his diaper every night. I LOVE that he isn’t interested in the potty! I think diapers are great! I LOVE paying for them!
Woohoo! Way to get in the spirit, Colleen!
(And Rbelle, who was posting at the same time I was.
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Yea. No potty, I LOVE that. LOVE.
OK, my turn. I Love being sleep-deprived. I love that the woman who just moved into the cube next to mine is constantly on the phone. I love that it is only wednesday and the weekend is SO far away. I love that Mike and Robbie always tell me No and use frowny-eyebrows. I love that I have to drink approximately 5 pots of coffee every day just to feel halfway human. I love that my 2 oldest fight every afternoon! Love-fest!!
And I LOVE IT when my daughter takes her food and SMAAAASHES it into the CRACK in the couch.
(3 days later… What’s that FABULOUS SMELL?)
I should bottle it and make millions… er.. sell it for free.
DAMN. Now this is a idea that I need to try! I bet it works too!
I love it when my almost-2-year old goes on a grabbing-everything-in-site tear and knocks everything on the floor and kicks it around. Then, as soon as I pick it up, he does it again. It’s my favorite! I hope he keeps it up.
I love that my daughter has NO interest in the potty! Buying diapers all the time is such a treat! I also love that DH left his job and now thinks his dream job is out of state! I love calculating how much money we need and don’t have!
I love how the house is a mess and it’s my fault. I love that my husband can take a nap when he is sick but when I am sick I am on my own with a toddler and a 8 month old. I love how I had dinner for my mil and my sil didn’t tell me that her kids were sick and got my girls sick and now Hannah has pneumonia. I love that I am sending her the bill for the doctors.
oh, I contemplated writing a entry today but it was going to be about “I hate that….” and then listing my hundreds of hates of the crap that is my life right now. I’m really trying not to fall into a funk and I try to keep reminding myself that “it could always be worse.”
Scottie still takes a nap most days but he fights it with everything he can!
oh sorry, looks like I missed the point of this post. I love it!
I hope you were burning incense while you typed that. Just to get the full effect.
Too funny!
Oh no…you used the word “Manupulate” in reference to the gods. The gods don’t like to be manupulated.
That being said…I love that we get to buy a brand new central unit that we can’t afford because ours crapped out! I love that my 4 year old has 14 (14!!!) effing soccer games this season. I love that I am 2 weeks behind on my grading. I love that I have a freak-o student who stares at me all. day. long (he’s even staring right now). Joy!
I love this idea Leslie. I must add!
I love that our children are doing the same damn thing and not sleeping. It brings me such joy to see her in her she-devil state each and every night. I especially love the “no” yelling and tantrums that she throws. They just melt my heart. I also love the fact that we are broke and will continue to be until I go back to work. It is such a rewarding feeling having barely any money around the middle of each month. May all this joy continue!
Oh, fun! I LOVE that my nearly 2 year old child flails his limbs all over in our bed every night. I LOVe the fact that sex is an impossibility in this case. I LOVE insomnia! I LOVE the fact that my kitchen is SPOTLESS (*cough*) right now! I LOVE the fact that I’ve gained back 7 pounds. I LOVE all the free time I get every day.
I LOVE how Travis now has a poopy diaper, and I get to wrestle with him to get him cleaned up. Again.
Aah.. Cathartic.
Muah!
I’m am totally pumped at how the repair guy just left after being here for two hours to tell me that my refrigerator needs a new compressor. AWESOME!
And, wow, it was like, waaaaay fun to throw away all that food that was melting and thawing! Because, you guessed it BlogUniverse, I am always looking for another reason to go to the grocery store for a family of six and blow more money.
Thanks! LOVE YA!
In the spirit of things, I will add mine
I love the fact that my husband is in California right now for 3 wonderful weeks.Its been grand being a single mom of 2 and pregnant, he should do this more often! I also love how none of the rentals we want seem to work out and so we get to live with my inlaws even longer. The icing on the cake? I really love my braxton hicks that I have all day long and I love the paranoid feeling that goes with it..
i love that i just went totally and completely apeshit at my daughter because she spilled her cup of milk all over the table, floor, chair…i love that i realized too late after shouting, that i too am ravenously hungry and that i was not going to wait on their dad a minute longer. not one iota. then, i love having to apologise to my 3 yr old for being an asshole.
Well, I love that I came to read here today! You all were a real hoot for me. Reading each one reminded me of everything you wrote about. But, you know what? As much as I adored my babies, and didn’t want them to progress to the next stage, at 56 I don’t think I would last a week! What about those women that have babies in their 50’s? R they nuts or what? That’s another whole topic, ugh?
OY, BJ. All I can say is OY.
And y’all, nice work. The blogGods are SURE to bless you now, out of SPITE.
heh.
What can I say. I FRICKING LOVE BEING NINE MONTHS PREGNANT!!
In fact, I would like to stay pregnant for a WHOLE YEAR because it is just that much fun.
I love waking up to pee 5 million times per night only to dribble out a teeny bit each time. I wish this acid reflux would go on forever, and the feeling of my pubic bone splitting in half is an extraordinary joy.
I hope I get to gestate this baby until she’s 18 and ready for college. That’ll be a blast!
Sounds like all you mothers are rolling in the fun! Here’s to many more icky messes, temper tantrums, napless days, YAY! And let’s here it for career uncertainty! AWESOME!
Mrs. Flinger, I hope you all the heaviest and most unbearable misery possible!
LOL Mrs Flinger I hope the reverse pyschology works better for you than it does for me with my kids.
Laura… Im 7 months pregnant with my fourth so I feel ya especially on the peeing thing and the acid reflux.. BTW have you tried eating almonds when you get acid reflux? For some reason it does help.
Teena
Now, my favorite? Is when my child screams and cries so loud that she almost blows a damn vocal chord and throws up because I’m simply trying to take a shower and she has to sit in her walker for a total of 10 effing minutes! LOVE. IT.
LOL! I love that my 4-year-old has been wetting the bed at 3 a.m. and I am the only parent who wakes up with the kids at that hour. I love that I keep having freak repairs to my car and to our appliances! I wish all our appliances would break and then we could get the stainless appliances I’ve been wanting! I love it when my daughter refuses to eat anything but white bread and cheese. It’s so adorable!
Oh and neighbor who started the saw at 10:42 last night on your carport…YOU ROCK.
Stick that wear the sun don’t shine you crazy Gods of Blogging!
YAY! I wanna join in!
I LOVE that B takes 30 minutes to get to sleep and in that time I have to go in 5-6 times and walk her incessantly around the room and bounce her and rock her and the whole time she is pushing against me, and when I put her down she cries and wants me to hold her. I also love that I am the only one that can get B to sleep, so my hubby gets to sleep all night, while I get up to calm her fussiness. I love that she won’t eat “real” food, so we are still using bottles at almost a year and I love that even then she only drinks like 5 oz. at a time. I love that I don’t have a job so I can sit home all day and slowly lose my already demented mind caring for the baby. And I especially love how we are barely getting by on hubby’s income and I really need a job, but I can’t find a decent one that not only pays for daycare costs but will get us the extra $$$ we need each month.
Oh, and I LOVE LOVE LOVE that my life is now the hell I was afraid it would become if we had a child, and that we can’t even go on vacation or have any fun because we decided to have a baby.
Hmmmmmm… I could go on forever, but I really should go TRY TO GET THE BABY TO NAP (instead of letting her scream like I have been while I typed this).
Carry on…
OH… and I love that my roots are like 2 inches long and I need to get my hair done, but not only can’t I afford it, there’s no way to go in for 2 hours and have B squirming around the whole time, so I can’t get my f’ing hair done. And I love that she is chewing the rail protector thingy off of her crib, and I LOVE that she pulls CDs out of the bookshelf 25,000 times a day, and that me saying “NO” is really funny to her.
Did I mention I love being a mom? Muahhhhahahaha.
Excellent idea - put it in print. I do this quite frequently.. it’s the George Costanza!!
To do the opposite is just inciting the damned jinx!