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Social Media Expert: A resume of the birthday boy
Birthday: May 20th, 2007.
Age: Officially TWO YEARS OLD. Today. (side comment: Weep)
Favorite Color: Three!
Literacy: Knows 25 of the 26 letters of the alphabet reliably.
Math Kills: Knows how to count to 10 and can recognize these in writing.
Experience
Performance: Is skilled at tossing footballs, kicking soccer balls, pushing trains on tracks and popping balloons.
Also adept at snuggling mommy and pretty much getting anything he wants from her via pout lip.
Able to completely navigate apps on the iPhone and pick the chicken sound EVERY FUCKING TIME.
Social Media Experience
Has been online since 2006, during conception. Grew in popularity when Amy linked to his wang during this announcement.
Is regularly the source of blips online.
Is a leading cause of comments on The Flickr Stream.
Goals of 2009
Start shitting in the toilet.
Become a leading expert on sharing life in few sentence.
Gain the confidence of Teh Ladies.
Post his follow up music video to this debut.
Ride in the car without freaking out.
Make his first debut on the radio giving reviews around Seattle.
His Avatar
Totes in it for the ladies.
Recommendations
“I love you little man. You have the power to change my entire day with one squee for Mommy. Your tiny hands around my neck and your light breathing on my shoulder at night is the reason I haven’t thrown you out the window when you still wake up each night at 2AM. That’s the kind of power you have over me. You are amazing and I love watching you learn and grow. Keep being you. We love you.” - Mom and Dad
“He’s getting bigger! Look! He can open the door by himslef!” - His sister
“ooooohhhhhhhhhh” - Grandma
“Best Nephew EVER!” -Aunt Kim
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Happy Birthday BIG boy Flinger!
Happy birthday little man!! Can’t believe it’s been two years already. Wow! There’s to a great (not so terrible) two!
Dude! Happy birthday! He’s doing great, Leslie… such a smart, sweet little guy. (LOVE those shirts!!)
Wait, whose blog is this? What’s all that blue stuff? Wha tha?
Oh, it’s you. Hi.
Dude is awesomely cute and clearly a math savant. Started him on HTML or skipping straight to [insert name of coding language here that will make me sound smart and knowy while also being humorous]?
Happy birthday dude.
Awwwwww!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY BABY O!!!
And Mama, too! Good job!
So what is the one letter that he doesn’t recognize?
Happy Birthday!
Awwww he is so sweet! Totes a ladies man!
Happy Happy Birthday sweet Baby O!
happy birthday! and luuuuuvvvv those t-shirts!
He doesn’t look like you at ALL.
Happy Birthday Big boy!!
What a cute idea for a birthday post. Happy birthday!