Damn that blog karma. Naturally, you make a large, sweeping claim like “haven’t been to the ER this pregnancy..” and VIOLA! Contractions started at 4:30 today and haven’t stopped. I’m feeling like general dog shit and expecting to see a face looking up from my cooch every time I go potty.
Five weeks and three days left.
I think I’m done.
13 guests here now.
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Are they regular? Are you going in? Are they Braxton Hicks? Are my questions annoying you?
Once upon a time (last year) my ever-so-annoying dr. said to me as I complained about the same problem:
“sweetheart [gag] you have what I call second baby syndrome…everything happens earlier and worse than it felt before”
I can’t tell you how much that pissed me off when he said that, but I do think there was a little bit of truth to it. If he had just said hey, you’ve been through this before, you know what “it” feels like, and you’re more in tune with how your body feels, I could have taken it a LOT better!
I hope this is the case for you! It’s still too early for you to go! I’m thinking about you, girlie…
keep us posted.
Eeek. Hope everything is okay!
Sending good vibes your way.
Don’t you dare give birth before me, you cheater!
Umm excuse me but what the hell is going on? Are you holding your sweet boy right now????????
I hope all is okay!
I hope you’re well! Keep us posted. I’m thinking of you and little CB.
Oh my goodness! Keep us posted. No, really, if you have to rush to the ER to delivery this baby, don’t you dare forget your laptop! And when the doctor says push, say “yea, I’m gonna have to hold off on that for a minute cause I gotta let my fellow interneters know what’s going on.”
oh goodness! i just spit water when i read “see a head looking up from the cooch!” you kill me! hope you feel better.
I’ll be anxiously waiting on the edge of my seat for news! You and that baby boy are in my prayers.
Yikes! Damn Karma.
You had sex, didn’t you? Makes the contractions happen for me EVERY. SINGLE. TiME.
In all seriousness though, please keep us poated! Sending some prayers your way just in case they are not coital contractions.
We’re thinking of you! I had Declan 8 weeks early, so if this is the real deal - hopefully it will be a breeze!
Oh my heavens! Your way with words just cracks me up!
And your answer to Erin’s question would be…?
Where are you?
Thinking of you!
Well crap woman, I hope you schooled Mr. Flinger on how to blog, we need updates! Too bad LB is too young for blogging, that would be some good reading. We are sending you much love from Oregon.
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I hope everything is ok!
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but maybe you are just too busy kissing a new baby?
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keep us updated!
OH!!! ER?!? Hope everything is fine.
OMG - I hope everything is okay - you are so friggn hilarious!!!