There’s a good chance I’ll be washing my mouth out with soap later


Heard on the playground:

LB, speaking to another little girl about her age whom she just met, “Oh, man! That’s what I’m allowed to say. Oh, Man. Like Swiper. Not fuckit like Daddy. Only boys can say Fuckit. Mommy says Oh, Crap. But we say Oh, Man because we’re girls.”

Cussing is now restricted to blog entries only. It’s the only way. My only outlet. You lucky bitches, you.

Pass the Ivory.


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  1. That’s funny shit Mrs. F.

    Funny funny shit.


    By Heidi Hyde on 2007 10 04

  2. Ah, fuckit. Fuckit fuckit fuckit.

    By Wacky Mommy on 2007 10 04

  3. That’s fuckin’ funny Man.

    By Sleepingmommy on 2007 10 04

  4. Oh that is hilarious!  She says it like it is.

    By Marjorie on 2007 10 04

  5. I think it would be really hilarious if just once Swiper said, “Ohhh FUCK!” wink

    By Jamie on 2007 10 04

  6. Ha! Did the other mom hear? And did you just look at her and say Ah fuckit?

    By Karly on 2007 10 04

  7. Shit!  What the hell?  I didn’t know boys are the only ones to cuss.  Damn it, I must of been absent that day.

    Thanks for the quick lesson.

    By An Iowa Mom on 2007 10 04

  8. Don’t mind me but when we get to chapter 12, language development, I believe I will use this one.

    By Oma Flinger on 2007 10 04

  9. It’s a little frightening what they pick up.

    By lanna on 2007 10 04

  10. I had to make the same decision when my 3-year-old asked what a “BUCKwit” was.


    By loralee on 2007 10 04

  11. Fuckin’ A.

    By Beth on 2007 10 04

  12. Fuck yeah. (my first words were either “goddamn people” or “sonofabitch” My parents can’t agree on which.)

    By Dawn S. on 2007 10 04

  13. Oh, man! It just doesn’t quite get my feelings across the way that fuckit does, but since I am a girl I guess that is all I’ll say from here on out.

    I am absolutely amazed by the shit they pick up on. Charlie has no chance, if he could talk he’d have the mouth of a sailor, just like his mama.

    By andrea on 2007 10 04

  14. Oh, busted. Kids and their big mouths. smile I was driving for a field trip, when The Boy was in 1st grade…one of the kids I drove informed me that “mommy does everything, daddy does nothing but drink beer”. Nice. I made sure I drove every field trip. Lord knows what my son would say about me!
    According to LB, I am well within the rules. I am constantly saying Oh crap.

    By mel from freak parade on 2007 10 04

  15. HAHAHAHAHAHA! That is classic. Did you choose that moment to pretend you were just passing by and not remotely connected to the little girl with the potty mouth?

    I am so going to teach my nephew to swear once my brother and sister-in-law let him come stay with his Auntie. No. Not to swear. That’s too easy. I’ll teach him to use words like pederast and hootch and booger.

    By Sallyacious on 2007 10 05

  16. At least she knows she isn’t supposed to. HahahahA. Swiper, yeah. Hehe. Trying to stop laughing so that I can type here. Brady says, “shut.” So OOPS, I tell him the word was, “Shoot.” Guess you found out my favorite cuss word.

    By hilary on 2007 10 05

  17. OMG- fuck*n hilarious!  Wait a minute, did I put that asterisk in the right place, you know to sort of swear but not really?  Ah well, fuck it.

    By Jessica on 2007 10 05

  18. Me: FUCK!
    Cherubs: Mommy, were nota supposda say words like dat
    Husband: No, we’re not, those are “mommy” words
    Me: Thanks

    By erika on 2007 10 05

  19. I love it!

    By tuesday on 2007 10 05

  20. Just wait until she can read and hack into your account.  What then???

    Too, too funny!

    By LeannIAm on 2007 10 05