Heard on the playground:
LB, speaking to another little girl about her age whom she just met, “Oh, man! That’s what I’m allowed to say. Oh, Man. Like Swiper. Not fuckit like Daddy. Only boys can say Fuckit. Mommy says Oh, Crap. But we say Oh, Man because we’re girls.”
Cussing is now restricted to blog entries only. It’s the only way. My only outlet. You lucky bitches, you.
Pass the Ivory.
12 guests here now.
That’s funny shit Mrs. F.
Funny funny shit.
By Heidi Hyde on 2007 10 04
Ah, fuckit. Fuckit fuckit fuckit.
By Wacky Mommy on 2007 10 04
That’s fuckin’ funny Man.
By Sleepingmommy on 2007 10 04
Oh that is hilarious! She says it like it is.
By Marjorie on 2007 10 04
I think it would be really hilarious if just once Swiper said, “Ohhh FUCK!”
By Jamie on 2007 10 04
Ha! Did the other mom hear? And did you just look at her and say Ah fuckit?
By Karly on 2007 10 04
Shit! What the hell? I didn’t know boys are the only ones to cuss. Damn it, I must of been absent that day.
Thanks for the quick lesson.
By An Iowa Mom on 2007 10 04
Don’t mind me but when we get to chapter 12, language development, I believe I will use this one.
By Oma Flinger on 2007 10 04
It’s a little frightening what they pick up.
By lanna on 2007 10 04
I had to make the same decision when my 3-year-old asked what a “BUCKwit” was.
By loralee on 2007 10 04
By Beth on 2007 10 04
Fuck yeah. (my first words were either “goddamn people” or “sonofabitch” My parents can’t agree on which.)
By Dawn S. on 2007 10 04
Oh, man! It just doesn’t quite get my feelings across the way that fuckit does, but since I am a girl I guess that is all I’ll say from here on out.
I am absolutely amazed by the shit they pick up on. Charlie has no chance, if he could talk he’d have the mouth of a sailor, just like his mama.
By andrea on 2007 10 04
Oh, busted. Kids and their big mouths. I was driving for a field trip, when The Boy was in 1st grade…one of the kids I drove informed me that “mommy does everything, daddy does nothing but drink beer”. Nice. I made sure I drove every field trip. Lord knows what my son would say about me!
According to LB, I am well within the rules. I am constantly saying Oh crap.
By mel from freak parade on 2007 10 04
HAHAHAHAHAHA! That is classic. Did you choose that moment to pretend you were just passing by and not remotely connected to the little girl with the potty mouth?
I am so going to teach my nephew to swear once my brother and sister-in-law let him come stay with his Auntie. No. Not to swear. That’s too easy. I’ll teach him to use words like pederast and hootch and booger.
By Sallyacious on 2007 10 05
At least she knows she isn’t supposed to. HahahahA. Swiper, yeah. Hehe. Trying to stop laughing so that I can type here. Brady says, “shut.” So OOPS, I tell him the word was, “Shoot.” Guess you found out my favorite cuss word.
By hilary on 2007 10 05
OMG- fuck*n hilarious! Wait a minute, did I put that asterisk in the right place, you know to sort of swear but not really? Ah well, fuck it.
By Jessica on 2007 10 05
Cherubs: Mommy, were nota supposda say words like dat
Husband: No, we’re not, those are “mommy” words
By erika on 2007 10 05
I love it!
By tuesday on 2007 10 05
Just wait until she can read and hack into your account. What then???
Too, too funny!
By LeannIAm on 2007 10 05