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This qualifies me as a virgin… in some circles…
Today I finally cashed in on a gift I received back at the start of January.
I’ve never had a professional massage in my life. Hell, I only spell “MASSAGE” correctly about ten percent of the time. Usually I have it on a wish list as a “Message” and people gloss over it with a flushed face wondering what kind of “Full Body Message” I could possibly mean. (Porn, obviously.) So, one fateful and delicous day back in January, I opened up a care package full of the most delicious cookies and brownies, some random pieces of love, and a pregnancy massage from my good friend Laura.
Sweet Jesus, I may be indebted forever.
So, as it is, I got my massage-cherry popped today. I may become a regular paying customer. Does that make me a massage-whore?
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Good for you! My first time was also when hugely pregnant a few weeks before delivery. Does Laura need any more friends?!?
I have never in my life been as relaxed as I am after a good massage. Just leave me in a lump on the table, please. They’re addictive, but you’ve probably already figured that part out.
I am glad you enjoy a good message. Er… massage!!
I have yet to experience the awesomeness (so I have heard) of a massage.
BUT! I do have to say that a pedicure? Heaven….
You got any of those delicious cookies left?
Even if it does, s’okay! What better thing to do for yourself, your body, and your child?
Oh my heavens… I went for a prenatal massage EVERY MONTH of my pregnancy and took it out of my husband’s checking account.
Make sure you have a nice one about 3 months post-partum, too.
Paying customer…massage-whore. Yeah, I’m one, too!
No… it makes you very, very smart. I LOVE massages!!! I have only ever havd two - a half hour upper body, and a half hour full body shiatsu. Shiatsu is goooooooooood.
In my early 20’s I had a roommate who was training to be a professional masseuse. I got lots of feebies when she needed to do her “homework.” It was great!
You’re a goner now!
I used to date a guy that did the massage thing for awhile as a job. I always loved staying with him for long weekends…always a massage guarenteed. Damn, I miss that man. :D
Beautiful!
I cashed in a massage gift certificate last week too. It’s been years since I’ve had a massage .... it was heaven!!! I’m going back again next month.
Mommies need professional massages!
I think if you were the one giving the massage that would make you a massage whore.
cough.
I’ve never had a FBM but it is on my list. Good for you!
Yay! Finally! Good for you!
Just wait until you have your first facial. Dayam.
Welome to the massage whore club baby, thanks for reminding me that I need another one soon.
I’ve had two messages;) in my life, far too few if you ask me, but so amazing.
Good for you and thats one keeper of a friend!
PS. I know you have a ton going on, but wanted to ask if you still do any blog design?
Glad it was good for you!
I haven’t had a massage in a while. Hmmm…I think I need to hint around for Mother’s Day!
Yes, it makes you a massage whore. But that is a good thing. ;_0
Still a massage virgin here too. I did win a month’s worth of free tanning though. Maybe i’ll pop my cherry on that one.