• April 30, 2009


  • April 30, 2009

    Ok, so if my husband reads this (as well as all the other things I’ve given him) and is STILL hysterical, what are my options? Brain transplant?

    I think that stress from flu hysteria will kill more people than the flu this year, curious to see those stats come out.

  • April 30, 2009

    Love it!

  • April 30, 2009

    Thank you very much!  I’ve been so annoyed with the hysteria being created over this… it’s no different than the next new strain of the flu that will come a long next year… sheesh.

  • April 30, 2009

    I agree, but thanks to the snake in the toilet thing I’ll be having trouble pooping for months.

    I’d rather be worried about the swine flu.

  • April 30, 2009

    Awesome. Awesome. Awesome.

  • April 30, 2009


  • April 30, 2009

    Nice, well said!  Sigh, if only people REALLY thought about it this way.

  • May 1, 2009

    I do not care if your math is correct or not, I completely agree with you. This crap is way out of control!

  • May 1, 2009

    shutup woman!  I am about to launch my etsy store with handmade designer face masks!

    I am gunna be RICH!

  • May 1, 2009

    Thanks for clearing this up.

    I had pink eye last weekend. (Which Mr. Tantrum said is from someone farting on my pillow?)

    So I am SAFE!

  • May 1, 2009

    HAHA! Kelly, sorry to ruin your get rich scam.

    And Mrs. Tantrum, it is a known fact that you DO indeed get pinkeye from farts on your pillow. I mean, didn’t you ever see Knocked Up?

    Sarah, sorry ‘bout the snake idea. Apparently I opened a lot of old fears for people with that on. smile (See Also: Man waiting behind shower curtain)

  • May 1, 2009

    You just HAD to mention the snake in the toilet bit, didn’t you?  It’s a lesser known fact that I always check the toilet bowl for said possible snakes before sitting down.  Seriously.  I do.

  • May 1, 2009

    i just wrote a post about how I was worried about this today.  I also wrote a post this week about how bad I am at math. I didn’t realize the two were related - the worry and the math.  Now you’ve explained the math and I’m not so worried.  Thanks!

  • May 1, 2009

    Yeah, well, I’m STILL not taking my kid to the YMCA Nursery until he can pass on the swine flu and just bring home hepatitis or e-coli again like usual!


  • May 1, 2009

    Omigod now I have to worry about getting bitten in the ass by a snake? Ohno.

  • May 2, 2009

    Susan, so do I. And I have YET to find one. Unless you can count some of the things my daughter doesn’t flush as a snake.

    Megan, You’re welcome. LOL.

    Loter: BUHAHA. I know, the usual e-coli. DUDE. I get that (ha, get it?)

    Syd, welcome to my neurosis.

  • Sara
    May 3, 2009

    *LOL* Thanks for that, I suck at Math so I’m glad you know the facts for me. smile

  • Al_Pal
    May 7, 2009

    Well played, Madame Flinger, well played.  :D

  • May 8, 2009

    you’re fucking brilliant, woman.

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