Mrs. Flinger: Based on a True Story

Helloooooo Internet! 06/Jul/2005

#The Flinger Family

Hello! Over here! Yohooooo! I’m here…

::waving from under piles of LB’s outgrown clothes, tree limbs, piles of laundry and work:: Do you see me? ‘Cause I miss y’all. I sear I haven’t been able to blog stalk in ages. Oma left tonight which means two things:

1. The house will be WAY more quite and I may actually get something done ( ::snicker snicker:: )

and

2. I’ll miss her but I’ll spend a lot less money and my wallet and husband will thank me.

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What I wanted to say was 05/Jul/2005

#Rants and Raves

And then the f*ck*ng tree fell on the roof. I. Told. You. So.

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Some call is obsessive, I call it good sense 05/Jul/2005

#Rants and Raves

How do you cope when you’re feeling overwhelmed? ‘Cause right now, that’s what I’d sum up my days if I had to choose one word: Over-effing-welmed.

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Not the same ol’ same ol’ anymore! 03/Jul/2005

#Weght Loss and Body Image

There’s this long standing joke with have with “the chans”, peacelily, and the Jelly Bellies. We’re talking about one small, innocent comment muttered three years ago.

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Everyone is doin’ it 02/Jul/2005

#Life

Is it just me, or is everyone pregnant again?

Congrats!! to…

Charla
Claire

And to those thinking and/or trying:
Erin
Rachael

And then there are my super prego friends:
Seuss!
Yankeebelle
Mama-C-Ta

Anyone else thinking or pregnant? ‘Cause at this rate, I’m starting to feel like the uncool kid again. And... Read more

My inner bitch kicks your ass and then feels bad about it 30/Jun/2005

#Rants and Raves

I have this inner bitch. She gets ALL funky on people who don’t do anything. She gets all up in arms over conversations she’s never had with people. She’s really very a terrible girl. Horrible. She kicks *my* ass all the time. Also? She cusses. Entirely. Too. Much.

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I’m in Style! looK!.. sordda 29/Jun/2005

I got to go SHOPPING today! My little sister was able to point out a few stylish things I can use to go out in and cover my belly. (You have to excuse the bloated, overweight look I’m sporting tonight. I swear I was feeling thin just this morning. Must’ve been the lack of water and the three coffees I had today. Body for life starts next Monday.. ahem.. Kelli).

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I’m going to die in my sleep 28/Jun/2005

I snore. Bad. Here’s a secret: Once, when I was pregnant, I shit you not, I called the hospital to ask if I could hurt the baby from snoring at night. I’m dead serious. I think they laughed but I meant how the hell is my child getting enough OXYGEN through my stuffed up, messed up nose? Hu?

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Mememmemmeme 25/Jun/2005

#Life

Since I was tagged by both Erin and Sara for this little bloggy go-around me me and linky love, I thought I’d post one there and one other there. So as I get to tag TEN people and you have to hear A LOT about me. Muhahahaha.

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When your child sleeps 25/Jun/2005

I am currently sitting in the back of our SUV with the doors open in our driveway working. The child fell asleep just as we were coming home and is so out of it, she didn’t move when we got out the groceries, the stroller, the dogs.  In fact, she’s so peacefull, we left her. Mr. Flinger says, “How come they don’t make carriers for big kids.” Well, ya see, ‘cause Moms don’t want t haul around 5 year olds in a carrier to and from the car. Instead, they’d rather sit in the back enjoying some sun and blogging.

Amen for the convertable car seat. Guess I can’t do laundry from here, hu. wink

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