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Mrs. Flinger: A work in progress

Fixing Mrs. Flinger Feb 20, 2015

I'm currently working on this website. I want to add back the links to blogs I love, some ways to find content easier, and put in archive, at last, some of the ancient articles. Come back to see updates.

I am. Jul 25, 2009

#{w}rite-of-passage

I picture Jesus sitting at his laptop alone in his hotel room in Jerusalem.  He’s kicked off his sandals (marketed simply as “Jesus Sandals”) and stretches as he launches notepad. He has an inspired word and he begins to type. He starts: “I am Jesus. I want to share with you some ideas I have. Simple, easy ideas that will bring us all together. I want to give us community and peace and harmony. This world is a fucked up one, but I believe we are each able to contribute to the happiness of others. Cut the bullshit. Let’s love.” He eyes his writing wondering if it’s too harsh. He hits the backspace key 413 times Click Click Click Click Click… He stops short and leaves the “I am.” I am. He ponders there for a while unaware of... Read more

Five Reasons You Will Not Be A Dork At BlogHer (so stop worrying about it) Jul 15, 2009

#Side Notes

Last year I popped my BlogHer cherry. I went with my my close friends and we were there for each other to share shoes and do makeup and hair and in general ease the fears of our own insecurities. Or rather, they eased mine. (They don’t know a lot of bloggers so it was, “Hu, who’s that again? Who’s Isabell?” and I whisper “She’s kinda a big deal”) Because I am… well… me, I do things in a Flinger sort of a way. Let’s recap the top five Flingerisms from BlogHer 08 and why you can rest assured you will do better, shall we? 1. I randomly hug pregnant women when pregnant. Two different occasions I found myself hugging (randomly) Kristin Chase and Amalah. Twice. I threw myself at them and their lovely pregnant bellies and they... Read more

The Ugly Jul 13, 2009

#Family Life

Sometimes I have The Ugly. The Ugly tends to show up when I’m emotional, irrational, bloated, tired or overwhelmed. The Ugly can start from anything: a facebook update, a tweet, a post, a real life jab. The Ugly? It sucks. It sucks out my happiness, my joy, my security, my stamina, my confidence. It reduces a good, healthy, happy 33 year old woman in to a 15 year old girl with zits and generic jeans. The Ugly, it is bad. I often recognize The Ugly as just what it is: Ugly. I see it from my place of confidence and can see through its irrationality. But when The Ugly strikes, its loud voice takes over my own and pushes all the confidence down in to one big pile of jealousy. The Ugly can wear anything but it usually shows up in sweats and makes itself at home. The Ugly can be a... Read more

Facebook, you’re forgiven Jul 10, 2009

#The College Angsty Years#Family Life

Whatever issues I’ve had with facebook, and I have, are gone today. Suddenly today I saw the most amazing use of facebook and I’m thankful over and over for it. I’ve mentioned my friend Amy who’s breast cancer took us from her family and friends entirely too early. It hit home too close and too hard for me. It was hard. I was unable to make it to her memorial here in town. I was sad for that fact but I forgave myself because I knew I would’ve lost my shit if I’d gone. I mean The Big Ugly Crying. But the community that Amy created around herself and those who knew her is a wonderful one and I did miss out on celebrating Amy’s life with them. Until today. Today I went to her Facebook page just because I was thinking of her. Today I realized a lot... Read more

Good Luck With That Jul 09, 2009

#Family Life

I walked by a glowing extremely pregnant woman. Her friend handed her a bag with some baby booty in it. I chuckled. I couldn’t help myself. I CHUCKLED. They looked up at me and I recovered, smiled, and continued on my way. In my head I was picturing what the card would say. I chuckled again. It could be any of the following: Outside: Congrats New Momma! You’re going to spend the next five years trying to get your pre-baby body back! Inside: Good luck with that. Outside: Congrats On Your New Bundle! They don’t sleep through the night until they’re teenagers. Inside: Good luck with that. Outside: Dear New Daddy! You thought you had Blue Balls in High School? Inside: HAHAHAHAHA. Good luck with that. Outside: To the happy new parent: Write down the last day you... Read more

I love you, even if you are two Jul 08, 2009

It’s 2:45AM. I’ve been asleep for two hours. I hear the familiar call from a tiny man, “Mommy! Mommy!’ I’m in his room before I open my eyes. I get him milk, his Thomas Trains and put him back to bed. It’s 6:00 AM and I hear the familiar call from a tiny man, “Mommy! Mommy!” I’m in his room before I open my eyes. I pick him up hoping to give his sister a few more minutes of sleep. He asks for milk. I turn to get him some. He starts screaming. It’s 7:00 AM and he’s still screaming. Finally, having had enough of this, I coax him in to eating a banana and watching LIttle Einstines so I can get the family ready to go. It’s 7:45 AM and the family is ready to leave. I get the tiny man’s shoes and he yells,... Read more

The Road to Mid-life Jul 07, 2009

#The High School Years#Family Life

I was thinking about rebelling. Not in a present tense, but rather in a pattern-of-maturity. A “hindsight” if you will. “Enlightened Rebellion” even. I realized my husband and I were together in High School when most people go through their rebellion. Our friends may have skipped class or chugged beer or started smoking but we were both first-borns too busy pleasing teachers and parents and each other. We were fairly straight laced aside from a few back-seat make-out sessions. We were home on time, we never did drugs and we never got pregnant. We stayed out of trouble and stayed in school. We were model teenagers in a sense. We broke up, went though our own “self discovery” a phase that got us to different colleges, new friends, new places. We... Read more

The Fine Print Jul 02, 2009

I tend to say yes a lot. This is great for my husband, kids and my clients and horrid for my knees and my canker sores. I say yes before reading the small print. I say yes before asking a ton of questions. I just, you know, like to say yes. “You want to move to Seattle?” “YES!” “You think we should by a townhouse that will depreciate in value for the first time in a market since 1984?” “YES!” “You wanna walk a half marathon with me?” “YES!” This last one, oy, it’s the biggie. So without really training, without so much as printing out a map, I joined my friend for a 13.1 mile walk through Seattle. I joined 24,999 other people who were just as crazy (or more so, some of them were doing the full marathon)... Read more

Ambition Jun 30, 2009

#Family Life

Similar to how dogs smell fear, my youngest child smells ambition. I had a plan, an actual true productive plan, for today. There are massive deadlines hanging over my head, there are bills and invoicing to do, and the regular life maintenance and goals I set daily to work out and eat well. I had it all worked out and it even included swimming in my heart-rate zone for 30 minutes and taking the oldest on time to go to her school field trip. I had a plan. As happens every single fucking time I have a plan, my son woke up at 3:30AM and literally yelled this half awake sleep scream for 45 minutes. He sat in my bed staring at me. AHHHHH. WAAAHHHHHHHH. :: hiccup :: WAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111!!!!!!!! At 4:54 when I finally put him back in to bed I knew it was over. In another hour... Read more

Gifted and Talented Jun 24, 2009

#Family Life

I have, what is commonly referred to as, “children who are too smart for their own good.” AKA: Gin and Tonic. Or, rather, GIfted and Talented. (Anyone else automatically have visions of limey goodness with the accronym GnT?) My children have both been very successful academically. That is to say, they have ROCKED the preschool scene over and over. Colors? They got’em! Letter? All 26! Numbers? Counting to 12! Conceptually adding and subtracting before age four! Shitting themselves? STILL! I’ve only recently realized the potential my two children hold. Both their teachers are amazed and flabbergasted by their intelligence. “Oh, that’s going to be an issue later” they say. And I know they’re right because my daughter is reading at age 4... Read more