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In an effort to launch something in a very short timeframe, after three months of coding in off hours for stints of a few minutes at a time, I used a framework to get *something* out. This is not code I would use for a client. Ever.
In fact, if you could see my face right now, you'd realize this is a little more than painful.
But, as sometimes has to happen with personal projects, the non-paying personal site takes a backseat to quality and gets dressed in handmedown code. Thanks to VMcore for the free ride here.
It’s okay. Firemen think naked chicks with earplugs are totally hot. Known fact. You’re welcome.
It is so hard for me not to pull the 2009 version of “I had to walk uphill in the snow both ways” with Declan almost every single day. They ARE entitled little shits.
Overheard in my house daily: “You have NO IDEA how bad 90% of children in this world have it compared to you and if you can’t play quietly for 15 MINUTES with one of the MILLION toys you have, I’d be happy to SHOW YOU.”
good one. now, when are you going to write more about the fireman??
Maybe you need to hand out ear plugs to your neighbours. I’m always worried my neighbours hear me or my kids yelling and we don’t live as close to them as you do.
I’m thinking of taking my kids to Africa just so they can see how good they have it. Maybe Mexico (not the tourist areas) since its closer.
OMG! Wow…sounds just like our house. I paused a moment to step out of the shower…hell I have been in it for 9 months now…holy hell…my kid is still screaming!
You made me smile!
You can’t convince me that that little boy would do such things.
I loved this entry - especially the injection of morning porn. Thanks for that.
Also, been there, done that, can totally relate. My 40 year old throws those tantrums too!
Sounds like the shower and earplugs were totally worth it!
I’m SO there with you.
I am so with you too. We’re about to start a horrible bedtime war in our house, and I’m not looking forward to the nightly battle.
This is so familiar I can hardly reply.
I thought I lucked out when 2 was OK, then 3 hit. Ouch.
I just love this post! I sure hope I have the strength to be the parent when my as yet unborn child behaves that way.
I remember those days all too well. My little one, Mini Me, would scream till I was crying along with him. One night, I put him in his bed fifty times. I finally won. Just keep doing what you are doing! Eventually, they get the picture.
We’re so there. right. now.
Ahhh… the beauty of a house on a quarter of an acre. No thumps on the house wall - just knocks on the front door if the screaming gets to be too much. Although when the new neighbors on the corner and their kids are outside and the kids are doing something not cool and I hear the mama yelling at them to not do that, I get a smile on my face and nod… (like “yes! I’m not alone!”)
Screaming little shits are how you get rid of crappy neighbors with barking dog. It works every time. Ole
I might need to borrow someone’s little shit when I get home. New neighbor, new shitty dog. GGgggrrrrrrr!
You canNOT be the drunk lady in the corner rocking back and forth - that’s MY place.
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