So, the good news is I’m not dying. It’s a virus. A good ol’ shitty virus. I went to the doctor, came home, curled up in a freezing cold ball under two down comforters and fell asleep for a few hours. I was at 101.5 when I came home and now am back down (PRAISE THE LORD FOR TYLENOL) to 99.
Did I tell you I have pink eye? I do. Yea, gave myself a freakin’ infection from RUBBING MY EYE TOO MUCH with allergies. Sexy. Also? I’m hot and sitting on the bed now, in my bra tank and panties and the satelite guy just came to fix the satelite. It’s like some really really really bad porno…..
“Hey, sexy, can I rub my eye on you or cough all over your sexy handsome body? Yea, baby.. I’m hot.. feel me.. fevery hot.. **cough cough** **wretch, puke** Rauuur…”
**Mr. Flinger is here to take care of me so at no time did the satelite guy actually SEE my sexy body (poor him, hu?) But the stupid guy left the back gate open FIVE HOURS AGO and one of our dogs took off. Buddy is gone. Y’all… where the HELL could Buddy have gone to?? Have you ever lost a dog? Damn mutt. Our numbers are on his tag. It’d be nice if someone called (if he’s not dead on the busy road near by)... :(
Come home Buddy.. Come home!
8 guests here now.
And Hubby’s sitting on the other end of the couch becoming increasingly concerned about *my* well being because I. Can’t. Breathe I’m laughing so hard!
By Seuss on 2005 06 20
hahaha Feel better soon hon!!
By Sarah on 2005 06 20
feel better soon!
By speechjane on 2005 06 20
Glad to know it’s nothing serious, but sorry you feel so bad. Don’t you just wish someone (NOT the satelite guy) would wrap you up in a blanket and rock you to sleep when you’re sick, like mommies always do for their sick babes. It would be so relaxing…
By Charla on 2005 06 20
Hey, maybe you can remain sick so you won’t have to go to the french grammas house. Come on now, stretch it a little. Who’s going to know but us chickens?
(Glad you are getting somewhat better.) And I hope ‘ol Buddy gets back to you safe and sound. Get Mr Flinger to call and bitch out the satellite company; that is just complete BS. They can send one of their droogs out looking for the pup.
By texasbelle on 2005 06 21
Any word about Buddy? Our dog ran away once, but someone found her and called for us to come pick her up. Maybe the same will happen for y’all, too. I hope so, at least.
By Charla on 2005 06 21
Have you found Buddy? I hope so! Hope you’re feeling better today too!
By Paige (CoraBelle) on 2005 06 21
hugs for being sick..and hugs for buddy! has he come home yet? bear got out of the gate once..(I think the meter reader left it open) and I searched for hours! I had a neighbor, and my mom both driving around looking while I walked with the kids in the stroller…we were lucky that a lady down the street had him in her garage? I guess he came by and went into her backyard? smelled her female in heat? (he is nuetered) and she thought he was cute..and wanted to see if they would BREED! nothing was happening, so she booted him out of the garage..and thats when I just came back home to give up. She said she was trying to catch him again to go door to door….hummmm. So lucky Buddy has tags…bear doesnt..shame shame..so you will get a call soon! I am sure of it! especially with the school right there!
By Bree on 2005 06 21
We found him!! Thanks, y’all…
Now, I on the other hand, am still dying… *Sigh*
By Mrs. Flinger on 2005 06 21
YAY for found Buddy!
BOOOO for still dying!
By Seuss on 2005 06 21
LOL! Les you crack me up. Feel better soon girl!
By Rachael on 2005 06 23
You rock even when you are sick! That was hilarious. And for buddy glad he came back! I secretly wish that I could let my dogs out without their tags and they would never come back. unfortunately it never works out that way.
By Nicole on 2005 06 24
What is it with pink eye this year?! My Mom and Dad had it, my oldest son got it, some girl at church just got over it… and now YOU! Crazy thing is that those incidents (other than the girl from church) are no where near each other! That’s 5 cases in about 8 months and the only other time I ever knew anyone who had pink eye was my flower girl cousin at my wedding over 7 years ago! Very odd.
By Holly on 2005 06 24