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In an effort to launch something in a very short timeframe, after three months of coding in off hours for stints of a few minutes at a time, I used a framework to get *something* out. This is not code I would use for a client. Ever.
In fact, if you could see my face right now, you'd realize this is a little more than painful.
But, as sometimes has to happen with personal projects, the non-paying personal site takes a backseat to quality and gets dressed in handmedown code. Thanks to VMcore for the free ride here.
My first post op ob appointment I am lying down, they are looking at my c-section scar and the doctor says “it looks great, try to keep it out of the sun”.?!?
Here I was running out to the nude beaches…damn doctor is trying to hold me back! Clearly he is male!
See now…I think that is hilarious and Doctor Needlepoint needs to remove the corncob! It’s so nice when doctor’s actually have a sense of humor.
My epidural had just started working and I was trying to relax a little when the young, cute anesthesiologist came in to monitor me. My mom was sitting next to me in a chair while the doc was scribbling on his chart. The next thing I know is that I hear this really LOUD and SLOW and LONG noise that sounded like a machine gun in slow motion. I looked at my mom in horror and asked her if that was me doing that! I couldn’t feel the lower half of my body let alone control the gas I pass. The cute doc said “I take that as a compliment. Like a huge burp after a good meal. I know I did my job well” . I WAS MORTIFIED!
Yikes…I can’t (luckily!) top your example or Kelli’s above.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
I don’t have any childbirth bloopers to share that I know of (i.e. can remember) but once on college spring break in Daytona Beach I was standing by the pool wearing a bikini and and talking to some cute boys and thinking I was Miss Hot Shit and a seagull crapped on me.
Dear God do I love you. I know I have had some situations like this, butI can’t think of a single one at the moment. Expect a comment from me at 3am right after I sit bolt upright in bed having remembered some humiliating/hilarious experience that must be shared immediately.
Oh, y’all make a girl feel good about being hopped up on morphine.
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