• June 28, 2007

    My first post op ob appointment I am lying down, they are looking at my c-section scar and the doctor says “it looks great, try to keep it out of the sun”.?!? 

    Here I was running out to the nude beaches…damn doctor is trying to hold me back!  Clearly he is male!

  • June 28, 2007

    See now…I think that is hilarious and Doctor Needlepoint needs to remove the corncob!  It’s so nice when doctor’s actually have a sense of humor.

  • Erin
    June 28, 2007


  • June 28, 2007

    My epidural had just started working and I was trying to relax a little when the young, cute anesthesiologist came in to monitor me. My mom was sitting next to me in a chair while the doc was scribbling on his chart. The next thing I know is that I hear this really LOUD and SLOW and LONG noise that sounded like a machine gun in slow motion. I looked at my mom in horror and asked her if that was me doing that! I couldn’t feel the lower half of my body let alone control the gas I pass. The cute doc said “I take that as a compliment. Like a huge burp after a good meal. I know I did my job well” . I WAS MORTIFIED!

  • AmyM
    June 29, 2007

    Yikes…I can’t (luckily!) top your example or Kelli’s above.

  • June 29, 2007

    Ha ha ha ha ha. wink

    I don’t have any childbirth bloopers to share that I know of (i.e. can remember) but once on college spring break in Daytona Beach I was standing by the pool wearing a bikini and and talking to some cute boys and thinking I was Miss Hot Shit and a seagull crapped on me.

  • June 29, 2007

    Dear God do I love you. I know I have had some situations like this, butI can’t think of a single one at the moment. Expect a comment from me at 3am right after I sit bolt upright in bed having remembered some humiliating/hilarious experience that must be shared immediately.

  • June 30, 2007

    Oh, y’all make a girl feel good about being hopped up on morphine. grin

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