Don’t you wish your emails were hawt like me?

19/Mar/2008

I’ve been a bit saucy, what from being cooped up in our house for three gdayammothereffing days. And, what with being cooped up and all, I use my only outlet to the Real World: Teh Internet. So, you may, or may not, have received emails including the following verbage. And if you did not, by god, consider yourself lucky.

I’m hoping to pass off my children today so I can go get some, you know, actual work done since working from home is like sticking my face in a cement mixer and trying to add.

God, that probably got tossed to spam the minute I typed whorish. Or maybe panties. Or LOOOK! You can have a GIGANTIC PENISSSSS.

Let’s just make this all official since I already have his balls in a mason jar.

And, because honestly, this was supposed to be a wordless Wednesday but I’ve been cooped up with a child who DOES NOT HAVE RSV OH, NO NO,  HE HAS A RUNNY NOSE AND IS TEETHING AND WOOOPS! THAT’S OUR BAD so instead you get blahdyblahdyblahblablaahhhhh. From me. To you. With Love.

And a photo.

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Hi

5 guests here now.

Comments

  1. NOTHING, and I mean, Nothing, is worse than being trapped at home with a sick kid.
    Hoping you get freed from the the confines of your house soon.

    By LifeAsIKnowIt on 2008 03 19

  2. Man, I always miss all the fun.

    Sigh…

    By Loralee on 2008 03 19

  3. Get out woman…get OUTTTTTTTTTTTT! wink

    But he sure is adorable when he is cutting a toofer.

    By Jamie on 2008 03 19

  4. Being cooped up with a sick baby will always do that to you.

    It’s been raining non-stop here for two days. Another day of this and I might be sending e-mails like that.

    By Christina on 2008 03 19

  5. But so darn cute.  And the rain?  Two solid days of rain and there’s an entire inch of tulip poking out of the ground.  I’m sooooo ready for spring.

    I’ll take rain if it’s not white.

    By Ree on 2008 03 19

  6. Oh, wow, those ads aren’t pretty when you include the word “PEN*S and B@LLS” in the same post. Egad.

    By Mrs. Flinger on 2008 03 19

  7. Drool chin = priceless!

    By Katie Kat on 2008 03 20

  8. Poor baby! He’s still looking super cute. Wish we could all look that good on our sick days!

    By denise on 2008 03 20

  9. What a darling drooly mess! Hope you survive…we just wrote off the entire month of Feb. due to all of us taking turns being sick and then adding in a tonsillectomy for my 3 1/2 yr. old - ah, good times.  Spring is coming!!!

    By AmyM on 2008 03 20

  10. I feel so unloved.  I didn’t get an email. grin

    I hope things are looking up.

    By mdvelazquez on 2008 03 21