Friends don’t let Friends blog drunk

Jul 30, 2007

Our biggest window faces the only “court” in our complex. Across the courtyard are several town homes of which people occupy with other large windows. This lends itself to peeping. I happen to know there is a gay couple who live in the flat behind us and a police man who lives directly across from us. Or, maybe he’s a low-grade police man (read: security gaurd). Either way, for some reason, I feel the need to hide my third beer as if I’m in high school and the cops give a shit that I happen to enjoy a Sam Adam’s light every now and again.

jeeeze. It’s LIGHT for godsakes.

There is a cardinal rule that you do not blog drunk. Or if you do, you warn your readers. Because? This is what happens when you blog drunk.

I get horribly sentimental when I’m sloshed. So excuse me, I’m going to sit on the couch with my husband and look at pictures of our son’s first two months. And probably try to talk him in to making another baby.

Don’t let me.


  1. Really?  That’s what happens when you get drunk?  If I were that eloquent while drinking, I’d be drunk off my ass all day. 

    Oh, and honey, back away from the sperm factory.  You will so regret it in 9 months when you are typing with one hand (as I am now).

    By andi on 2007 07 30

  2. Don’t forget the raincoats wink  Think about the insanity of having 2 under 2.

    I wish I wrote that beautifully sober.

    By mdvelazquez on 2007 07 31

  3. Uh, It sure would be nice if I could write that well when I’m sober.

    I think I may need to try drunk blogging.  It will remind me of my college days when I did my fair share of drunk dialing!

    By Jennifer on 2007 07 31

  4. Ok, so honestly, I actually wrote it sober but I got the balls to his PUBLISH after a beer.

    And drunk blogging! We can do a theme! Jennifer, let’s set it up. wink

    By Mrs. Flinger on 2007 07 31

  5. I’m up for the drunk blogging.  Let me know if you set it up… smile

    By andi on 2007 07 31

  6. Wow.  Unless I mis-linked-to-the-wrong-page…

    You wrote that anti-church bit DRUNK!!!  Wow!  That’s freak’n cool!  Keep up the good writing!

    But yeah, I agree.  Stay away from the sperm factory…  2 right now is plenty, eh?

    By Caroline on 2007 08 01

  7. wow, Les, I didn’t know you are wanting baby three. Have you not been reading/learning my blog lately?  hello insanity, my old friend!

    By texasbelle on 2007 08 02