• July 9, 2009

    Outside ‘remember saying your kid will NEVER eat french fries?’

    Inside ‘good luck with that’

  • July 9, 2009

    Outside: remember saying you will only feed your baby organic homemade baby food?

    good luck with that.

  • July 9, 2009

    outside: Now that the little one has arrived, remember when you said you would NEVER turn into your mother.

    inside: Good luck with that.

    **I’ve TOTES turned into my mom and I don’t even have kids yet!**

  • melanie
    July 9, 2009

    This should be easy to me since my baby is only a month old.  However, she has slept through the night since 12 days old and I am getting the best sleep in my life. 

    On the other hand, I can not get to an appointment on time anymore…no matter how early I begin to prepare for it.  Nor can I eat, pee, shower, etc. unless she gives me written notice to do so.  She runs the show.

    Outside:  You think you are in charge.
    Inside:  Good luck with that.

  • July 9, 2009

    My brain is fried and non-creative today but these are cracking me up and “Good luck with that” is soon to be my new catchphrase.

    Thanks for the laugh.

  • Maria
    July 10, 2009

    LOL I think you should apply for a job at Hallmark or American Greetings.

  • July 10, 2009

    Outside -  Just about the time you start getting a full night’s sleep
    Inside-  You can wait up all night for the little b@stards to get home!

  • Jennifer
    July 10, 2009

    Outside: Remember saying you’d never answer your childs question with ‘because it is/because it does’?

    Inside: *snigger*  Good luck with that.

  • July 10, 2009

    Outside: you’ll swear that you will never yell at sweet little Johnny or Jane.

    Inside: good luck with that!

    (I should note that I’m now pregnant with my 3rd kid in 4 years.  Go on, you can say it….!)

  • Andrew
    July 10, 2009

    Try 1m twins and a 2yo. Good luck. (But we are getting pretty good and ignoring all that crying.

  • July 10, 2009

    So true. So sadly, hysterically true.

    Remember how, when you were pregnant, you thought labor would be the hard part?
    Good luck with that!

  • July 17, 2009

    It takes until they’re teenagers for them to sleep through the night?

    *dies a little on the inside*

  • melanie
    July 17, 2009

    Teenagers only seem as if they are sleeping through the night.  In actuality, they have climbed out their bedroom windows and ar getting drunk at some party.  If you catch them, that means that you are again up all night.
    The will sleep through the day though.  smile

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