With so much history packed in to a 5MB MySQL database here, some of who I am slowly leaked out in various posts. Sure, an about page is helpful, but here is what you need to know if you happen to run in to me in, say, San Fransisco.
1. I obsessively think I’m pregnant, even if I have not had actual, you know, S-E-X.
2. I once peed on a used pregnancy test. Yes, I kept my first positive pregnancy test from my daughter in February 2004. Yes, I freaked my shit out with a six month old daughter. No, I do not have it anymore.
3. I’m a clutz. (Watch your drinks around me…)
4. I streak orange.
5. I really really really don’t want another baby.
6. I fart when I’m nervous.
7. I randomly yell things like “I WILL LICK YOU” and then make stickers out of it.
8. I’m a web programming nerd. And I like it.
Which is why I did the following:
1. Peed on a pregnancy test (new, yes I checked) before I start drinking at BlogHer. (Yaknow, I’m late, yaddyyaddy, and why not? I pee on things. What-can-I-say.)
2. Get a professional spray tan (which I still managed to totally fuck up).
3. Stay up late the night before placing my “business card” stickers on condoms.
4. Stock up on Bean-O.
5. Launched our new business the night before BlogHer.
5. Promise myself I will politely introduce myself before tripping, falling, and smacking various drinks out of people’s hands.
Hai. I’m Leslie. It’s nice to meet you.
What is that you’re drinking?
**updated to add **
I literally spilled a record THREE DRINKS at Guy’s House. Two within three minutes on Laura. I only had one drink spilled on me by my favorite blog-writer-hero Rachel. I was honored.
So much more to update. Like singing in the men’s bathroom with Y and Jenny The Bloggess and OH MY GOD I LOVE THESE PEOPLE AND I WILL SAY THIS A LOT. Because deargod. Awesome. Womenz. Squeeee!! Too many to link to.
20 guests here now.
Don’t forget that you also went to high school with Leo’s Producer for Screen Savers and Josh even worked for your dad while getting his AA Degree.
By omaflinger on 2008 07 18
Aww!! Sorry I am going to miss you while you’re in Cali… but a normally 90 minute car trip with a 3 month old easily turns into a 4 hour car trip, ya know? Unless you wanna drive down my way. LOL! Have fun @ BlogHer!! MUAH!!
By Christine on 2008 07 18
So. Damn. Jealous.
I hope to get licked by you next year when I go.
PROMISE? PINKY SWEAR?
By Susie on 2008 07 19
Look what I found on someones twitter post:
mammaloves @madnessisay can i lick you now? about 2 hours ago from mobile web in reply to madnessisay
Look at what you started!
By omaflinger on 2008 07 19
Well! I guess I should be glad we met in the espresso line BEFORE we got our drinks! : D
Fun to meet you - this looks like a great place to visit.
You flashed a boobie to get on Alltop? Geeze, if I did that they would shut down the site. Trust me, it would not be pretty!
By Kim on 2008 07 20
Congratulations on the new business.
By MariaV on 2008 07 21
I’ll bet Jenny is just as AWESOME as I imagine! I’m so jealous. I think I would HAVE to hug her incessantly and then lick her. She’s just made of teh awesome. And who else? WHO ELSE? I must live vicariously!
By Katie Kat on 2008 07 21
Love the blog. I’ve been lurking for a while now and decided to finally step out of the shadows. And damn ~ that BlogHer thing sounded fun. Maybe next year!
By heartache heartburn on 2008 07 21
i lurved meeting you gals at Guy’s house…it was a highlight of the weekend for sure.
By joslyn on 2008 07 21
so happy i got to meet you.
still waiting for my lick…
By ali on 2008 07 21
I LITERALLY PEED MYSELF WHEN I SAW YOUR “CARD”. BWAH HA HA HA!
I love you you fabulous freaking woman!
By Loralee on 2008 07 21
OMG - you placed your sticker on a condom! TOO HILARIOUS!
All of these great BlogHer posts makes me wanna go!
By Randi on 2008 07 24